BP Slick Enters its First MonthEdit


  • Well, at least I am not Tony Hayward --Mutopis 05:02, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Tell the liberals that oil baths do wonders for the feathers."--Pro-Lick 02:54, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • "I'm swimming in the black gold!" --nfries88 02:08 August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Goes To WashingtonEdit

She's the one in the middle.

Elena Kagan Goes to Washington

President Hussein Obama Holds a Health Care Town Hall in MarylandEdit

Obama Townhall Maryland 08 Jun 2010

Veteran Reporter Helen Thomas RetiresEdit

Thomas took voluntary retirement after her personal view that "Israelies should get the hell out of Palestine" were publicized.

Helen Thomas Retires

Hotel Taiwan DemolishedEdit

China Hotel Demolition

  • "DAMN PRICELINE AND DAMN YOU SHATNER!!!" --Mutopis 05:02, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Country Music Awards Open in NashvilleEdit

Shown here is Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood CMA 2010

  • "FIRE! FIRE!! WHERE IS THAT FLOOD WHEN YOU NEED IT?!" --Mutopis 05:03, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Further proof that Country and Western Music is sponsored by the Baby Satan... --Atenea del Sol 17:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

BP CEO Tony Hayward Testifies Before the US SenateEdit

To the left? A protestor. To the right? Tony.

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Deepwater Horizon Just Keeps Leaking and LeakingEdit

BP Leak Videocam 17Jun2010

Argentina Pummels South Korea at the World CupEdit

World Cup Argentina 4-1 over S Korea

Bill Gates Calls for Energy EfficiencyEdit

"Hey don't get mad at me! All you fossil fuel guys DO look the same! Sue me!" 03:56, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

  • "I'm sorry, but I don't want to pay for a diesel generator to run my supercomputer that controls all the Windows computers."--Pro-Lick 14:25, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

The US Army Turns 135Edit

US Army Turns 235

  • BOO-yah! --Atenea del Sol 17:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Let's just get out of our clothes and roll around in the cake, then eat it off each other!"--Pro-Lick 14:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oil Slick Spotted of Perdido Key, FloridaEdit

Oil Hits Florida

Obama Talks to Nurses About HealthcareEdit

Obama Meets With Nurses

Deepwater Horizon Spill Still Going StrongEdit

Shown here is a controlled burnoff of oil and gas on the gulf surface near the now-defunct rig.

Oil-and-gas-are-burned-near-the-BP-Deepwater-Horizon-spill 1

US Open at Pebble BeachEdit

Japanese golfer Ryo Ishikawa with his ball in hand...

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G-20 and IMF World SummitsEdit

From left to right: IMF Director General Dominique Strauss-Khan, US Treasury Chief Tim Geithner, and the French Finance Minister.

G-20-and-Central-Bank-Governors-convene-for-IMFWorld-Bank-Spring-Meetings-in-Washington 4

Obama and Biden Are Having a Good TimeEdit


  • Now that Helen Thomas is gone, we can finally get someone hot to uncross their legs in the front row.--Pro-Lick 18:58, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton - What Are They Not Telling Us?Edit

Lady Obama and Bill Clinton

  • "Oh, Bill. Is true what they say. Once you go Black you never go back, and you are more Blacker than Obama!" --Mutopis 20:11, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Bill, I hear you like it when people wipe their hands off on you."--Pro-Lick 14:32, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

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