The Arkle Challenge Trophy Steeple ChaseEdit


Flying fish joins steeple chase. --Alethic Logic 14:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Senator and Presidential Candidate, Joe BidenEdit


"I mean, you got the first mainstream "African-African-American" who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "But, his hands will never be as clean as mine, no matter how hard he scrubs." --OHeL 10:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

"See - they do melt in your mouth!" --Factbook 00:23, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I surrender!! I won't run for president!Tourskin 03:01, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


A Biathalon ParticipantEdit


GW to Joint Chiefs: "So when I need you to invade another country, I'll just flash this signal in the sky" --Alethic Logic 05:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Shhh... be vewwy, vewwy quiet... I'm looking for this wascawwy wabbit, who's been eating up my cwops, have you seen him? Factbook 23:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Democrats tried to jeopardize top secret Iraq mission.Tourskin 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

USPS Helps Celebrate 30th Anniversary of 'Star Wars'Edit


New StarWars character, USPO. --Alethic Logic 19:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Aaaah!!!Tourskin 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Toronto Fashion WeekEdit


Gay bears recieved their first public shaving today...Tourskin 22:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Movie "300" responsible for rise in speedo popularity. --Alethic Logic 22:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Britain to Provide Asian Countries With Drought AssistanceEdit


"I am very proud to be a part of the British empire!"Tourskin 03:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Lockheed Martin's X-35 Joint Strike FighterEdit


America takes another decisive step forward in the War on Drugs. --Careax 02:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Oh darn! With these infrared glasses, everything looks orange!" Factbook 23:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The war in Elfraqanistan continues,- its going just fine.Tourskin 01:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYCEdit


Bishop O'Callahan and his radioactive beard brings new scandal to the Catholic Church by attempting to purchase large quantities of flair from an undercover cop. --Careax 02:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Believe me baby, the carpet matches the drapes!" --Careax 02:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Pope Benedict XVI celebrates St. Patrick's day --Alethic Logic 22:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin, IrelandEdit


Four Irish men managed to make it to St. Patrick's day celebration in Ireland, in comparison to 2 million in New York...Tourskin 02:04, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

$206 Million U.S. Dollars Seized in RaidEdit


Halliburton prepare to transfer a small shipment of their fire kindling over to the UAE. --Careax 08:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"So, you see, the missing 12 billion is barely 60 times this amount." --Alethic Logic 22:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

...and thats why arabs are such good bankers...Tourskin 02:03, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

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