- So much for the theory that all emo kids wear black.
Venerable Newsman Walter Cronkite PassesEdit
Nelson Mandela's 91st Birthday CelebratedEdit
Apollo 11 Astronauts Celebrate 40th Anniversary Of Moon Landing With President Hussein ObamaEdit
Airline Dedicated To Pets Only Begins Flights In USEdit
Venice Gets Its First Official Gondoliera (Female Gondolier)Edit
Luxury Resorts See Sharp Decline In RevenueEdit
Solar Eclipse Sweeps Over AsiaEdit
Shouldn't you two be at the San Diego comic convention? --Grazon 05:48, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
President Hussein Obama Discusses Health Insurance ReformEdit
At left during a prime time news conference and at right in Ohio the next day
Blobs Of Oil Mysteriously Begin Appearing On Texas BeachEdit
44 People Arrested In Connection With Federal Corruption Investigation In New JerseyEdit
- "You can't arrest me! I'm Inspector Gadget! They're expecting me at Comic-Con!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:02, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
40th Annual Comic Convention Begins In San DiegoEdit
Q: Aren't you a little fat to be dressed as the flash?
A: Aren't you a little old to have never kissed a girl? --Grazon 03:00, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- "Come on guys! Do we always have to fight? Can't we agree that we're all too fat and too old to have never kissed a girl?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Resigns As Governor Of AlaskaEdit
At left a moving van arrives at the Alaska governor's mansion the Wednesday before Palin's final day; in the center, Palin serves salmon burgers at her second-to-last governor's picnic; at right, she delivers her resignation speech before turning power over to Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell.