California Teen Circumnavigates GlobeEdit


  • So much for the theory that all emo kids wear black.

Venerable Newsman Walter Cronkite PassesEdit


Nelson Mandela's 91st Birthday CelebratedEdit

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Apollo 11 Astronauts Celebrate 40th Anniversary Of Moon Landing With President Hussein ObamaEdit


Airline Dedicated To Pets Only Begins Flights In USEdit


Venice Gets Its First Official Gondoliera (Female Gondolier)Edit


Luxury Resorts See Sharp Decline In RevenueEdit

This is the St. Regis Monarch, where AIG celebrated their bailout


Solar Eclipse Sweeps Over AsiaEdit

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Shouldn't you two be at the San Diego comic convention? --Grazon 05:48, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Discusses Health Insurance ReformEdit

At left during a prime time news conference and at right in Ohio the next day

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Blobs Of Oil Mysteriously Begin Appearing On Texas BeachEdit


44 People Arrested In Connection With Federal Corruption Investigation In New JerseyEdit


  • "You can't arrest me! I'm Inspector Gadget! They're expecting me at Comic-Con!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:02, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

40th Annual Comic Convention Begins In San DiegoEdit


Q: Aren't you a little fat to be dressed as the flash?

A: Aren't you a little old to have never kissed a girl? --Grazon 03:00, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

  • "Come on guys! Do we always have to fight? Can't we agree that we're all too fat and too old to have never kissed a girl?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Resigns As Governor Of AlaskaEdit

At left a moving van arrives at the Alaska governor's mansion the Wednesday before Palin's final day; in the center, Palin serves salmon burgers at her second-to-last governor's picnic; at right, she delivers her resignation speech before turning power over to Lieutenant Governor Sean Parnell.

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