Astronauts Aboard The International Space Station Photograph Volcano EruptingEdit


  • Mythbusters, Jamie and Adam try making their own fusion reactor from an old Amana Radar Range and a Schwinn Stingray. --PhantomDuck 23:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  • The Hadron Collider, when switched on for the first time, appeared to have a small glitch. --PhantomDuck 23:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  • And then....she farted. --DorkVader 18:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Trains Collide In D.C., 9 KilledEdit


  • "Hey, quit hogging the lane! Honk honk!" --DorkVader 18:55, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Players On Iran's National Soccer Team Banned For Life After Showing Support For Election Protesters Back HomeEdit


The moment they realized there was only ten green cards to be handed out. -jontheliar

Singer, Dancer, Songwriter Michael Jackson PassesEdit


  • Count down to Elvis style Jackson sightings in 3...2...1... --Grazon 06:34, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Michal Jackson, dead at age 50, passes torch to Barack Obama, now the creepiest black man on planet. --PhantomDuck 23:50, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
No that award goes to Don King. --Grazon 02:42, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

German Chancellor Angela Merkel Visits U.S.Edit

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  • Können Sie mich jetzt, Sie schwarzer Scheiße-Kopf hören? --PhantomDuck 23:55, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  • "So, how are you at giving backrubs?" - The Lake Effect 15:46, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Honduran President Forced Into ExileEdit

Honduran military ousts Manuel Zelaya from the Presidential residence[1]


"Marching Season" Begins In Northern IrelandEdit

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  • "If I come with ye, do I get to kill the English?" --DorkVader 18:56, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Brazil Defeats The U.S. In FIFA Confederation Cup Final, 3-2Edit


Pride Parades Commemorate Marriage Equality Fights, 40th Anniversary Of Stonewall RiotsEdit

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President And First Lady Hussein Obama Host LGBT Reception At White HouseEdit


LOL They actually think we give a damn about them. --Grazon 02:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Bernard Madoff Sentenced To 150 YearsEdit


U.S. Troops Pull Out Of Iraqi Cities And TownsEdit

U.S. troops have been redeployed to U.S. military bases in Iraq


Minnesota State Supreme Court Rules Franken Won Disputed Senate Race; Coleman ConcedesEdit


  • "Well, hey there, Al. -wink wink-" --DorkVader 18:58, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Building Under Construction In China Collapses IntactEdit


  • Hey you! Watching this on mute! TURN UP THE VOLUME! --DorkVader 18:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Honduras' Exiled President Manuel Zelaya Speaks At UNEdit


Final Week Of Wimbledon BeginsEdit


  • "I have you now! -lightsaber ignites-" --DorkVader 19:00, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

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