Amazon Indians Protest Oil, Gas, Mining & Logging InterestsEdit
- Look close, you'll never see their faces again.
- Nothing makes you look better on the world stage than continueing to oppress Indians in the 21 century. --Grazon 17:50, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Five Tornadoes Hit ColoradoEdit
Why wasn't Stephen around to stop this!!
Initially thought to be a tornado, the residents of South Park, Colorado were evacuated to nearby Estes Park. It was later determined by police that it was merely Tommy Chong breaking in his new bong.
--PhantomDuck 17:02, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaand.......there goes Kenny. --DorkVader 02:53, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Dr. Colbert Begins His Week Of Broadcasts From The Persian GulfEdit
No tornados here.
Mr. Odierno........TEAR OFF THAT HAIR! --DorkVader 02:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Two American Journalists Are Sentenced To 12 Years In North Korean PrisonEdit
63rd Annual Tony Awards HeldEdit
Randroid 04:53, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
--PhantomDuck 22:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Pro-Western Majority Declares Victory In Lebanese Parliamentary ElectionEdit
Freedom to dance badly!!!
Cindy Sheehan Continues Her Protest On The Greatest President EverEdit
Apparently, the noble cause was to shake up the nest of old cat ladies. --DorkVader 02:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
2010 FIFA World Cup Qualifications BeginEdit
ARRRGh My leg, my leg.
Ok, give it to me, I'm ready, bend it like Beckham. --PhantomDuck 22:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
President Hussein Obama Writes Note To Excuse Student's AbsenceEdit
"Hey baby, you look like you'd fit under the oval office desk." --Randroid 09:32, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll see you backstage after the show. By the way do you like cigars? --PhantomDuck 22:21, 16 June 2009 (UTC)