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I Lewis "Scooter" Libby Leaves Courtroom with LawyerEdit


"Hey big boy, ever had a conjugal visit?" --Careax 07:58, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

"Down the hall and to the right." Factbook(with apologies to gerald C. Gardner) 19:30, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

John Negroponte Takes Oath for New Post in State DepartmentEdit


Negroponte to fill vacant position currently held by Condoleeza Rice. --Alethic Logic 15:49, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

"Up high... now on the sahd... now still fly! braw can haing!" Factbook 04:26, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Comicbook Hero, Captain America, "Killed Off"Edit


The war continues! Join our glorius crusade!Tourskin 23:01, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Super villains Hillary 'the Ice Maiden' Clinton and Barack 'the Snake' Obama claim another noble warrior in their fight for depravity. --Careax 09:10, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Comic book superhero killed for being "Too American". --Alethic Logic 16:28, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

So now Bucky is alive and Captain America is dead. It's a world gone mad! Ace-o-aces 17:51, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Killed off? Yeah, right. So fake. Look, that's not even blood! That's jam! ...Right? I am right, aren't I? ...Hello?

Approximately 20,000 FEMA TrailersEdit


New landfill for trailer trash unveiled today in New Orleans. --Alethic Logic 20:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

The scary part is that no one has set them in straight lines yet. --Robert Kipling

Newt Gingrich Committed Adultery During Clinton ImpeachmentEdit


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman; Miss Lewinsky. Another woman, yes... but not Monica. Are those articles of impeachment ready yet?" --OHeL 02:27, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

"Yeah, I had an affair. But it didn't last long. Once she discovered 'Newt' was my bedroom nickname it ended very prematurely." --Careax 08:14, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

"Sex? I tried it once - but I didn't inhale" --Alethic Logic 15:27, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Is my mouth big enough for you honey?Tourskin 23:45, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Visits BrazilEdit


Condi, your horns are showing. --Alethic Logic 13:09, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

US visit to Brazil resulted in unhealthy stress for some...Tourskin 23:22, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Wildfire Contained Near Anaheim Hills, Calif.Edit


Not Quite Egypt

Rule number 14, I am not black, stop getting black people to play God on TV. --Alethic Logic 13:13, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

...and this is what happens when california uses democrat supporters to combat fires.Tourskin 23:21, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Festival of Surfing, Noosa, Queensland, AustraliaEdit


Strongest man in the world meets most trusting woman in the world. --Alethic Logic 01:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Soviet courtship ritual.Tourskin 23:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I want to be that guy! Why not me?!

Stardust Hotel in Las Vegas ImplodedEdit


"Danke Schoen... darling, Danke ScHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" --OHeL 22:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

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