Iran Tests Surface-To-Surface MissileEdit


President Hussein Obama Addresses Graduates Of The Naval AcademyEdit

Here he is with graduate John S. McCain IV


  • "C'mon, John.... Gimme a smooch!" --Atenea del Sol 14:51, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
fuck are all you Navy guys like that? --Grazon 01:18, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Sailors Visit New York City During Fleet WeekEdit


  • From the perverts that brought you the AIDS epidemic.... --Grazon 05:04, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
... And the Zoot Suit Riots ... --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:10, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Regimental Goat RetiresEdit


  • Screw you all. I'm going home! --Atenea del Sol 23:55, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Apparently, this is Eric Cartman in goat form. Holy crap. --DorkVader 19:10, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Diplomats And Media Permitted To See Burma's Democracy Leader During TrialEdit


Seismic Activity Detected In North KoreaEdit


  • ".... and squiggles here indicate where Glorious Leader became very upset. I do not wish give him polygraph any more." --Atenea del Sol 14:52, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Flooding Devastates New South Wales, AustraliaEdit

Thousands are evacuated, area is declared disaster zone[1], officials warn public to beware of fraudulent charities[2]


  • Crikey! There's a croc in my living room! That's really dangerous! --Atenea del Sol 14:53, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Small Bomb Explodes Outside New York City Coffee ShopEdit


  • Wow.....there really is one everywhere. --DorkVader 19:11, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The UnknownsEdit


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