Hussein Obama's CIA Director Defends Agency's Actions Under Previous AdministrationEdit

Leon Panetta defends the CIA's actions under The Greatest Administration Ever with oddly-worded statement[1]


Indians Vote In General ElectionsEdit


Are you sure those are Indian voters and not prop 8 supporters? --Grazon 17:45, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Bill Clinton Named UN Special Envoy To HaitiEdit


  • "Giggity giggity goo. Awwwwright." --DorkVader 16:12, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Clinton thinking to himself: "Look at all the black people! I finally feel cool!" --Sneakers 10:53, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

47-Million-Year-Old Primate Fossil RevealedEdit


  • "Okay, so what I did was, I took this big laser and zapped a monkey. Then I came up with a reeeeeally big number, and BOOM! Fake evolution!" --DorkVader 16:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • EDITOR'S NOTE: The creature standing next to Dr. Jorn Hurum is New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and not a 47-million-year-old fossil. regrets any confusion from the image title.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:59, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Where's Nicholas Cage when you need him? --Sneakers 10:52, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Announces New Fuel Efficiency And Emissions StandardsEdit

At left is a file photo showing a California freeway during morning rush hour traffic, on the right is Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm and California Arnold Schwarzenegger with President Hussein Obama in the Rose Garden

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Mayor Of Small Montana Town Wants Gitmo Detainees In Local PrisonEdit


Family of Geese On I-25 In Denver Led To SafetyEdit


  • One would think that after the Miracle on the Hudson, the Denver police would stop harboring domestic terrorists. --Sneakers 05:05, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Two American Leaders Deliver Separate Speeches On America's National SecurityEdit

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