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Nancy Pelosi Accuses CIA Of Lying To CongressEdit

Here is the link for a transcript of her statement and answers to questions from the press.

APVideoPelosiAccusesCIA5-14-2009

  • "Told you you'd get caught. But I'm still here! Buwahahahahaha!" --DorkVader 16:09, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I hereby swear I will be the only san francisco liberal who will hold any high office for a century as a result of my failing to make life even slightly hard for Bush. --Grazon 01:42, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Karl Rove Leaves After Interviewing With Federal ProsecutorsEdit

KRove5-15-2009

  • (insert pig-noises here) --Atenea del Sol 17:34, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • "Okay, um, let me get a large number 9 with fries, a number 6 with extra sauce, and the entire contents of your politcal prisoners cell." --DorkVader 16:10, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • "Ice Creeeeam!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Sneakers 05:06, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Norwegian Songwriter Wins Eurovision 2009Edit

AlexanderRybak5-16-2009


Filly Wins PreaknessEdit

RachelAlexandra5-16-2009


Private Collection Of Torture Devices Goes Up For AuctionEdit

A portion of the proceeds will go to human rights groups such as Amnesty International[1]

TortureDevices

  • Dick Cheney's private collection -- Mutopis 02:54, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

First Lady Hussein Obama Delivers Commencement Address At California UniversityEdit

MObama5-16-2009

President Hussein Obama Delivers Commencement Address At Notre DameEdit

BHObamaNotreDame5-17-2009

  • To all you students I say thank you for being civilized and to all you grandstanding protesters I say GTFO. --Grazon 03:35, 19 May 2009 (UTC)


Lithuania Elects First Female PresidentEdit

Her name is Dalia Grybauskaite

DaliaGrybauskaite5-17-2009

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