Hillary Clinton Meets With Afghanistan And Pakistan PresidentsEdit

From left, Afghanistan President Hamad Karzai, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and Pakistan President Asif Ali-Zadari.


Fire Season Begins In CaliforniaEdit

Below are two views of what fire officials call the "Jesusita fire" outside Santa Barbara.

JesusitaFireDay5-5-2009 JesusitaFireNight5-5-2009

  • Another summery day in Hell-Eh. --Atenea del Sol 21:29, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Authorities Begin Exhumation Of World War 1 SoldiersEdit


NASA Tests Orion CapsuleEdit


Jacob Zuma Elected President Of South AfricaEdit


  • And I ask you citizens of South Africa: Do you want to take the red pill, or the blue pill? --Atenea del Sol 22:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Wanda Sykes Performs During President Hussein Obama's First White House Correspondents' Association DinnerEdit


  • LOL doesn't she know I oppose gay marraige? --Grazon 02:47, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Storms Cause Flooding In West VirginiaEdit


Joe Biden Delivers Commencement Address At Syracuse UniversityEdit


  • Be as dorky as me and you too can grow up to be VP. --Grazon 18:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Pope Benedict Attends Interreligious Conference In JerusalemEdit


  • "...but I wanted to wear the funny hat!"

"It is mine! Don't you touch my funny hat. Do I have to remind you that you're wearing pink? I should have you beheaded!" --Atenea del Sol 21:12, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

  • "...wait, this is not really a roast?" -- Mutopis 13:45, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Why is it so hard to get bartenders to work at these functions?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:16, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Iran Releases U.S. Journalist From PrisonEdit

On the right is Roxana Saberi, whose 8-year sentence was reduced to 2 years, getting a hug from her mother after being released from Evin prison.


Cargo Container Gets Stuck In Jet EngineEdit


  • "No no no no no! The cargo goes into the cargo hold! Damn interns!!" -- Mutopis 13:45, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • A crate of Canada Geese was sucked into a jet engine today.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:03, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Has anyone see my lug......oh crap. --Grazon 06:53, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Tamil Activists Protest In Front Of White HouseEdit


1,700 Weapons Collected In Los Angeles Gun Buyback ProgramEdit


  • The LAPD after collecting guns from students… and this is just from one school… and it was only from the kindergarden classes! -- Mutopis 13:45, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

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