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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner Answers Questions During A Congressional HearingEdit

On the left is Geithner, on the right is TARP oversight panel chairwoman Elizabeth Warren

TGeithner4-21-2009 ElizabethWarren4-21-2009




African First Ladies Group Holds Health Summit In Los AngelesEdit

AfricanFirstLadiesHealthSummit4-20-2009

  • Oh great a warlord wife convetion. --Grazon 04:30, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Testifies Before CongressEdit

HClinton4-22-2009

  • Yes I swallowed that canary and there's not a thing you can do about it. Meow. --Grazon 04:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh, that's not water. That was vodka. Next question? --DorkVader 16:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

First Lady Hussein Obama Hosts "Take Your Child To Work Day" Event At White HouseEdit

MObama4-23-2009

  • "Okay, does anyone have any non-birth certificate-related questions?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:14, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

US Attorney General Holder Testifies Before Congress About Torture MemosEdit

EricHolder4-23-2009

  • brains! --Grazon 04:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • You better not mess with AG Holder... He's got craaazy eyes! --Atenea del Sol 13:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • You'd think he saw some tibanna gas. --DorkVader 16:14, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Dead Man Found With 32 Roofing Nails In SkullEdit

NailHead

  • That does it I'm not building any more houses with Dick Cheney.

President Hussein Obama Talks About Higher EducationEdit

America's party gives him an "F"

BHObama4-24-2009


Several Swine Flu Cases Discovered In U.S., MexicoEdit

PharmacyWorkers

  • See, Maria? This proves it. Americans really are Capitalist Pigs! --Atenea del Sol 05:07, 26 April 2009 (UTC)


David Duke Arrested In Czech Republic, Released And Ordered To LeaveEdit

DavidDukeCzechArrest4-24-2009


Dalai Lama Discusses Global Economy In CaliforniaEdit

DalaiLama4-24-2009

  • One meeeeeeellion dollars! --DorkVader 16:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Visits BaghdadEdit

She is greeted by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Michael Mullen (left) and new U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Christopher Hill (center).

MMullenChristopherHillHClinton4-25-2009

  • "But, but........you said OBAMA was going to be here. God, why hast thou forsaken us?" --DorkVader 16:38, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Taliban Forces Leave Buner Region Of PakistanEdit

TalibanLeaveBunerPakistan4-24-2009

  • “Question, Can I have Tuesday off? I have the cable guy coming that day and I really don’t want to miss The Colbert Report…” -- Mutopis 01:50, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

14th Annual Festival Of Books Held In Los AngelesEdit

LAFestivalOfBooks4-25-2009


First Same-Sex Couples Marry In IowaEdit

SharonBaldwinChristieCole4-27-2009

  • Just more proof that dykes are fatties.

Boeing 747 Jet Flies Low Over ManhattanEdit

The jet was followed by two F-16s as part of a photo-op

FederalGovernmentPhotoOp4-27-2009

Pennsylvania Senator Switches PartiesEdit

This is Arlen Specter at the news conference where he announced that he was leaving the Republican party to become a Democrat.

ArlenSpecter4-28-2009

  • "That's BENEDICT ARNOLD. B-E-N-E-D-I-C-T..." --DorkVader 16:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Sebelius Finally Sworn In As HHS SecretaryEdit

KathleenSebeliusSwearingIn4-28-2009


Former Police Captain Named Teacher Of The YearEdit

His name is Anthony Mullen and he is a special education teacher in Connecticut who recognized at a ceremony in the Rose Garden.

AnthonyMullen4-28-2009

  • If only he knew how special I really am! --Atenea del Sol 00:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

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