Captain Of Cargo Ship Freed From PiratesEdit


"Now I can return to Vermont and get gay-married!" Ace-o-aces 16:08, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

  • And where did my crew get there ass kicking skills? why at their local union. --Grazon 14:43, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Invited Same-Sex Parents And Their Children To White House Easter Egg RollEdit


Hussein Obamas Introduce New Pet To MediaEdit


Auction Of Jackson Property CanceledEdit


  • The zombies are still working for Jacko. --Randroid 20:12, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  • The poor dummy knows where that glove has been. --Grazon 03:48, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Tea-Bagging Protesters Target White HouseEdit


  • The T-1/2, a robot sent from the future to stop Obama from turning America socialist --Mutopis 19:52, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

X-Ray Telescope Sees Celestial 'Hand'Edit


  • ... and Celestial 'Hamburger' --Atenea del Sol 14:30, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Scientists discover the legendary "Invisible Hand of the Free Market" --Mutopis 17:19, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Look out! It's going to pimp slap dawkins! --Grazon 05:53, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Dubai Produces World's First Cloned CamelEdit


  • They don't look at all alike. Lies! --Atenea del Sol 22:19, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

The YouTube Symphony Orchestra Performs At Carnegie HallEdit


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