Federal Marshals Seize Bernard Madoff's Florida MansionEdit


  • I see Florida is getting a new homeless shelter. --Grazon 04:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

President And First Lady Hussein Obama Meet With Queen Elizabeth And Prince PhilipEdit


  • The Queen wishes for the good old days when she could have people who touched her beheaded.... --Atenea del Sol 20:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Protesters Greet G20 Meeting In LondonEdit


Economy Delays Renovation Of Famed Bolshoi TheatreEdit

Renovation on the larger theater began in 2005 and are expected to be finished in 2013. This is an image of the smaller theater, where performances are held until the larger theater re-opens.


German Chancellor Welcomes President Hussein ObamaEdit


  • They look tastey don't they Merkel? --Grazon 20:05, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

NATO Leaders Gather For SummitEdit


  • Canadian leader Stephen Harper missed the photo-op because he was in the bathroom snorting Bolivia's Finest. --Atenea del Sol 18:49, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

People Protest NATO SummitEdit


  • Maybe you should put on some pants if you want to keep fighting the evil corporate hegemons today.... --Atenea del Sol 18:47, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Pistachios May Be Contaminated With SalmonellaEdit


  • ... Once again proving that nothing green could possibly be good for you.... --Atenea del Sol 18:46, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Let's see, small, green, withered, carrying a deadly disease.....someone call John Stewart. We found his balls. --DorkVader 16:39, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Alaskan Volcano Continues To EruptEdit


  • Said a Canadain observer: "Pompeii, eh?" --DorkVader 16:40, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Afghanistan's President Signs Law Governing Women's Behavior, Orders ReviewEdit

The law is directed specifically to Shiite families which make up 10-20% of the population[1]


The U.S. And South Korea Confirm Rocket Launch By North KoreansEdit

The long-range rocket was seen passing over Japan


  • Japanese man points to where he saw the North Korean rocket, right next to a cloud that looked like Godzilla.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:59, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Baseball Season BeginsEdit

The Greatest President Ever throws out the first pitch in Texas (left), while current Vice President Joe Biden throws out the first pitch in Baltimore

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FBI Releases Map Showing Correlation Between Truck Stops And Unsolved DeathsEdit


  • Killer truckers! Hello, Hollywood? --DorkVader 13:32, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
  • What's wrong with South Dakota? --Grazon 05:06, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  • South Dakota knows to shoot, shovel, and shut up, off the beaten path. --Atenea del Sol 21:12, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

North Carolina Tarheels Win NCAA Men's Basketball ChampionshipEdit


Italy Is Hit By 6.3 EarthquakeEdit


President Hussein Obama Visits Troops In BaghdadEdit


Iowa And Vermont Decriminalize Gay MarriageEdit

People celebrate in Iowa after the state Supreme Court overturns a state ban on gay marriage (left), while the Vermont state legislature votes to overturn their governor's veto of a law, thus allowing same-sex couples to marry

IowaGayMarriage4-3-2009 JimDouglas4-7-2009

  • Two more states joined the USSA today. Papa Stalin-bear will be so proud! --Atenea del Sol 21:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

GM And Segway Unveil New Battery-Operated Urban VehicleEdit


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