Dozens Of Dolphins And Whales Beach Themselves In AustraliaEdit


Alaskan Volcano Mount Redoubt EruptsEdit


  • On behalf of the scientific community suck it Jindal. --Grazon 02:53, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Ash From Alaskan Volcano Interrupts Air Travel, Clogs RiversEdit


People In North Dakota And Minnesota Prepare For FloodingEdit


Red River Has Overtopped Its BanksEdit


  • Do I see a can of "Dapper Dan" floating in there? --Atenea del Sol 04:02, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Sandbagging Continues As Blizzards Hit Upper MidwestEdit

SandbaggingFargo3-24-2009 SandbaggingOxbow3-25-2009

Study Links Student Obesity With School's Proximity To Fast Food OutletsEdit

File photo of a food court on the Las Vegas Strip


  • Breaking news: Junk food makes you FAT! Gasp! --DorkVader 16:53, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

People Attend Grocery AuctionsEdit


  • "I've got $150 for the bag of secondhand Froot Loops we swept up off the floor, from the obese, twitchy gentleman in the back. Do I hear 200?" --Atenea del Sol 22:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
  • "Lot 358 is a lovely box of weed we confiscated from our stockboys. We'll start the bidding at $10.00!" --Atenea del Sol 22:43, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Buford had to end the auction on Lot #9212 (the open box of assorted bacon) as bidders used it to dump their ashtrays.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:54, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

U.S. Treasury Announces Plan To Help The Financial SystemEdit


  • "We'll just give every bank a stack of $100 bills this thick. --Atenea del Sol 00:09, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
  • "Heheheh. I'm crushing you, Hillary. Squish!" --DorkVader 16:50, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Oldest Known Photograph Of ManhattanEdit


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