Undersea Volcano Erupts In South PacificEdit


  • "Bali hai will call you....." --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • The Fed buying $300 billion worth of their own treasury had long-reaching effects.... --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • C'mon Marcie! You'd pay big bucks for this kind of treatment at the spa!
  • The return of five large banks to Baby Satan occasioned the neccessity to let off some steam. --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Exxon released an official statement that they were not offshore oil drilling there. Halliburton followed with a release confirming Exxon's report.--Pro-Lick 19:46, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • This is what I want my haircut to look like.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:24, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Chinese bomb testing didn't go to well, did it? --DorkVader 16:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Visits "Garage Of The Future" In Southern CaliforniaEdit


  • "I want that! Rommy, buy me one of those!" --DorkVader 16:27, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
  • "Hey, is that a Decepticon sigil up there?" - The Lake Effect 22:59, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Vegas' Longest Running Show To Close After 49 YearsEdit


President Hussein Obama Visits HollywoodEdit


  • Obama: "So then Putin says, 'I vill break you.' So naturally I strap on my gloves. The bell rings and-" Leno: "And we're back with Barack Hussein Obama!"

Suspects Throw Cash On Freeway During Police ChaseEdit


  • 'Sniff' 'Sniff' I smell money. --Grazon 21:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • "Ooh, a twenty. Never seen so much money in my life." --DorkVader 16:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Videotapes Message For Iranian PeopleEdit


At what point do I break it to them that their country does have homos? --Grazon 03:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Former Leader Of The Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority L. Paul Bremer Begins New Career As PainterEdit

  • Although his paintings give the impression of a person who was sentenced to complete anger management classes as part of a plea bargain for some criminal offense, rest assured America, L. Paul Bremer has not been incarcerated.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:09, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

The Governator Goes to WashingtonEdit

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (C), Pennsylvania Gov. Edward Rendell (R) and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg speak to the media after meeting with U.S. President Hussein Obama at the White House in Washington


  • "Rise up, my microphonic brothers! We will soon control the universe! (I'll be back one day with a better catch phrase)"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:49, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

California Capitol Threatens To Close Homeless EncampmentEdit


I like caravans more. --Grazon 18:33, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
We're goin' lerchin' --Atenea del Sol 21:09, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
  • You mean they haven't eaten it yet? --DorkVader 16:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

England Invades Spain with Giant Robot FishEdit

The self-governing robot carp are about 5 feet long and are intended to monitor pollution in Spanish coastal waters. Based on fish intelligence surveys, the carp are allegedly considered to be sentient independent AIs.


Australians Release Penguins Back To The WildEdit


First Lady Hussein Obama Breaks Ground For White House GardenEdit


  • Isn't this picture racist somehow? --Sneakers 09:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Michelle Obama:
"♫ We dig fifteen tons, and whaddya get? ♫
Come on kids, sing a long! It's fun!
♫ Another day older and deeper in debt! ♫"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:01, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

5,000 Pennsylvanians Evacuated After Truck Carrying Acid Overturns On HighwayEdit


  • 5,000 aging hippies flocked to the site only to be told that it wasn't 'that' kind of acid. --Atenea del Sol 00:08, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Protesters Hold Rally Outside Home Of AIG ExecutiveEdit


President Hussein Obama Makes Offhanded Remark About Special Olympic BowlersEdit

This is a file photo showing Hussein Obama when he bowled a 37 during the campaign.


Change...I need change. These pants are making me chaff. --Sneakers 08:10, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Measure To Expand Solar Energy Usage In Los Angeles DefeatedEdit


  • Mr. Burns trys to block out the sun. --Sneakers 08:23, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Appears On 60 MinutesEdit


Russian Man Bites Dog As Dog Bites WolfEdit


  • This picture only makes sense because it happened in Russia --Sneakers 08:17, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
And because it was visible from Alaska.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:21, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.