Fashion Week Opens in MilanEdit

The "dress" is by designer Agatha Ruiz De La Prada

Strange Fashions

  • Why do men view women as doormats? well......... --Grazon 23:41, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I'd rub my feet all over her... --Randroid 01:48, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Failed Ski JumpEdit


  • ...And a spectacular 360-faceplant from the Canadians! Do you think he'll get points for that original move, Stan? Atenea del Sol 15:59, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't think so, Jerry. Judges just can't get past the fact that Canadians can't ski. -- 17:49, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
  • American hippies want to charge him with hurting the snow with his face.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Radioactive ChicksEdit

Radioactive Chicks

  • More proof that anything pretty has some side effect to it. SUCK IT, Prozac! -- 17:50, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Spanish President Attends Young Socialist Rally In Basque RegionEdit


  • I need to look like I'm happy to be here, or they'll blow me up.... Smile... SMILE.... --Atenea del Sol 15:29, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

National Guard Troops Set To Leave New Orleans, Nearly 3 1/2 Years After KatrinaEdit


  • I can't believe you guys are leaving after only three and a half years!? Don't get me wrong, we don't want to see you go considering all that you've done for the community, but if you gotta go, everyone now living in New Orleans and all the people wanting to come back will certainly understand.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:37, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

British Prime Minister Brown Addresses U.S. CongressEdit


Chavez Nationalizes Portions Of Cargill's Venezuelan OperationsEdit


Scientists Adjust Date For Taming Of HorsesEdit

Scientists discover evidence that suggests horses were tamed a millennium earlier than previously thought[1]


  • Hmmm. That doesn't taste like chicken at all. Liars. --Atenea del Sol 15:30, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Scientists Discover Fossils Of Human Footprints 1.5 Million Years OldEdit


President Hussein Obama Buys Daughters Swing SetEdit


  • This is going to break Colberts cute-o-meter. --Grazon 00:11, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

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