Zimbabwe President Administers Oath To New Prime MinisterEdit


"Put dat ting back in you pants or I shall slap it!"

California Still Without BudgetEdit


  • In lieu of actual jobs, the Gubernator has promised civil servants that they can live at their desks during the recession. Atenea del Sol 15:19, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Man Watches Lawn Bowling GameEdit


"Did my dog do that? Anybody seen Scooter?" --DorkVader 17:50, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Fashion Week Begins In New York CityEdit


Hillary Rodham Clinton Makes Her First Visit Overseas As Secretary Of StateEdit


President Hussein Obama Signs The $787 Billion Stimulus PackageEdit


"That a boy, O-bomb. Old papa Joe's proud of ya." BozoDawg 13:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Obama May Lift Ban On Photography At Dover Air BaseEdit


  • kind of a limp wristed, half assed parade rest there, isn't it soldier?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Former Khmer Rouge Prison Commander Faces TribunalEdit


  • You won't be wone-wee for long your going to hell same as every other Communist dictator. --Grazon 18:55, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
  • What do you mean I didn't win a PS3!? I was told to come here for my PS3! I won it! Where is it! I will kill all you for lying to me! Do you know who I am!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:07, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  • " You no make me angly! You not rike me when I angly!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:27, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Venezuelan Court Lifts Term LimitsEdit


  • "And I call this shadow puppet 'Dictator for Life'! Bwahahaa!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:21, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Oil Spill Threatens Irish CoastEdit


French Protester Climbs Hong Kong TowerEdit


an dis suprizes ew? eh is french. --Grazon 20:18, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Spider-French! Spider-French! Does whatever a Spider-French does! --DorkVader 13:35, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

People Protest Low Wages, Foot Shortages In French CaribbeanEdit


Knut Plays In SnowEdit


Robot Created That Mimics Human GesturesEdit


  • Haven't these assholes seen Terminator fer christsakes?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:33, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Sonuva bitch. Someone dig up Isaac Asimov. --DorkVader 13:36, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Recent Spike Of Pursuits After 10-Year Decline Concern Southern California Law Enforcement OfficialsEdit


"Come back here with my sofa!!" BozoDawg 13:35, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Scientists Discover Mammoth Fossil CacheEdit


President Hussein Obama Visits CanadaEdit


Isn't Obama a wonderful ventriloquist? You can hardly see his lips move when Harper talks! Atenea del Sol 00:52, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.