Fandom

Wikiality

Write A Caption/Archive/153

< Write A Caption | Archive

12,424pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Treasury Secretary Geithner Arrives For News ConferenceEdit

TGeithnerPresser2-10-2009

"I get this uncanny feeling that I'm being stalked by, I don't know, democracy or some shit."

  • "It's getting very, very conservative in here...." --DorkVader 13:40, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

California Grape Harvest DownEdit

WineryBarrels

"When I saw the job title 'bungholer", I was imagining something different."

Wild Koala Takes Drink From Australian FirefighterEdit

KoalaSamTreeFirefighter

"It's oll roit, mite. A little vodka'll put ye in the mood for some rumpy-pumpy."

Ford's Theater To Commemorate Lincoln's Birthday With Grand ReopeningEdit

GloriaSwiftFord&#039;sTheater2-10-2009

Lady: Do you think Obama would like to see a play here? Why not? oh.......right. --Grazon 18:41, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Owner Of Peanut Company In Salmonella Scandal Takes Fifth Before CongressEdit

StewartParnellTakingFifth2-11-2009

My hypnotic tie will keep you from detecting my lies. Especially you acidheads.

  • "I, Mr. Peanut Guy, do solemnly swear to not spread liberal diseases, and to get my ass kicked by Stephen Coblert on the next Colbert Report, then thank him for it." --DorkVader 17:49, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Sussex Spaniel Wins 2009 Westminster Best In ShowEdit

StumpWestminsterBestInShow2009

"They must like it when my little red thing is out."

CEOs For 8 Banks Testify Before CongressEdit

8BankCEOsTestify2-11-2009

All together now! "You had it coming! You had it coming! You only have yourselves to blame...." Atenea del Sol 19:02, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

"The folks a top the ladder
are the ones the world adores -
So boost me up my ladder kid
and I'll boost you up yours!"
"When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Business Slows For American Fast Food Restaurants In ChinaEdit

ChineseKFC

Word got out that it was made of actual chicken, not dog. Sales plummeted.

Scientists Mark The 200th Anniversary Of Charles Darwin's BirthEdit

DownHouse

"This garden looks far too organized to have happened randomly."

And when he realized you were right Richard Dawkins dropped his pants and took a dump in the garden while Pat Robertson wacked it with glee.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki