Libyan Leader Selected To Head African UnionEdit


  • "... ... ... What?... ... ... who took my pot? ... ... ..." --Mutopis 19:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Bono is really letting himself go--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:38, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Eric Holder Takes The Oath To Become Attorney GeneralEdit


  • "I, Eric Holder, do solemnly swear to never again freeze Han Solo in carbonite and turn him over to Boba Fett." --DorkVader 17:33, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Arkansas Doctor's Car Damaged With Incendiary DeviceEdit


  • "But they said they'd pimp my ride!" --DorkVader 17:34, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

The World's Smallest Car Makes A ComebackEdit


  • "OY! Move your big ass!" --DorkVader 17:35, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

A Bridge In The Khyber Pass Is DestroyedEdit


Iran Launches Their First SatelliteEdit


  • "By the time Skynet became self aware. It had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet..." --Mutopis 23:40, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks very good for report, I follow your blog

Machinists On Strike In North Carolina Since July Replaced By Laid-Off WorkersEdit


Thank goodness Lands' End was still hiring models.

Fishermen Rescued From Ice FloeEdit


"Let's go watch as they drift to their bitter deaths."

Australia Ravaged By Record-breaking Heat Wave And BushfiresEdit


"Oi said to put some shrimp on the bahbie, not giant, gasoline-saturated squid!"

China Government To Aid Wheat Farmers Hit By DroughtEdit


"Crop's looking a little a little sparse this year, Greg."

65,000 Gallons Of Oil Spills Into Des Plaines RiverEdit


10% to be repurposed into Jerri-Curl.

President Hussein Obama Conducts Press ConferenceEdit

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:56, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Hotel Destroyed By Fire In BeijingEdit


  • What A Dump. 00:58, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

At Least Two Tornadoes Touch Down In OklahomaEdit


"Honey, I'm at work. Did you still want some new sex toys?"

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