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Ice Storm Cuts Power For Over 1 MillionEdit

Originally the number of people without power varied from 300,000-600,000, but ended up being over 1 million.


  • It's so pretty! If only I wasn't freezing to death in the dark in my living room.... Atenea del Sol 00:37, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Steam Generator Awaits TransportEdit


  • Steam Generator! New from Mitsubishi's "Things That Look Like Nukes" department. Only $99,999.99! That's right, folks! For just $99,999.99 you too can have your very own nuclear-looking device. They attract the UN like flies! Atenea del Sol 18:03, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

The French Stage One-Day, Nation-wide StrikeEdit


  • I am sheep. Here me baaah. We are from France. --DorkVader 17:28, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein-Obama Signs Fair Pay ActEdit

"HELP!!!! THAT NEGRO'S STEALING MY PEN!!!!" 00:41, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Illinois Governor Blagojevich ImpeachedEdit


  • "Now, I'm sure we all realize that my name sounds like someone throwing up. Next question please!" --DorkVader 17:29, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Illinois' Lieutenant Governor Is PromotedEdit

In the center holding the Bible is his son, Pat Quinn IV.


President Hussein Obama Meets With Military PersonnelEdit


  • "Help!! I am being mug!!" --Mutopis 19:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Salmonella Discovered In Peanut ProductsEdit


Monument Erected In Iraq To Honor JournalistEdit


Geologists Observe Steam Escaping From Volcano In AlaskaEdit


God: "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that me?" --DorkVader 17:33, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Attends Function In WashingtonEdit


Pittsburgh Steelers Defeat Arizona Cardinals 27-23 In Super Bowl XLIIIEdit


  • So you're the one who caused my bank to collapse? You're going down, buddy! Atenea del Sol 17:19, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Fancy Dress ChickenEdit

This rooster is about to be sacrificed for the "good" of Bulgarian boys. It's tradition.


  • "I was told this was going to be a fancy party... so what are we having for dinner?" --Mutopis 19:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Takes The Oath Of Secretary Of StateEdit


  • Biden: What the hell is BILL doing here? --DorkVader 17:32, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Chelsea: "Hey big boy, you think my dad is a horn-dog ..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

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