Landfills Nationwide Are Seeing Less TrashEdit


Mostly because birds are getting hip to being bulldozed.

Polar Bears Float Down the ThamesEdit


  • I, for one, welcome our new Polar Bear overlords --Mutopis 23:44, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Fashion Week Begins In ParisEdit


  • OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!!! UNSEE UNSEE!!!!!!! --Mutopis 23:40, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

"Hi! I'm looking for the human resources department?"

Pranksters Vandalize Bernard Madoff's Palm Beach MansionEdit


  • Madoff Is Such a Big Turd God's Toilet Backs Up

Paper Used Oddly Unstained

Timothy Geithner Sworn-In As Treasury SecretaryEdit


  • Biden: "Okay Timmy, let's do this in one shot, I don't want Barack giving me that look again."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:25, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

"Slumdog Millionaire" Wins SAG AwardsEdit


  • Thank you, and come again! Atenea del Sol 03:16, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Government Of Iceland Resigns Following Protests Over Bank FailuresEdit


  • Iceland has terrorists??? --Mutopis 17:47, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Gives First Interview With Al-ArabiyaEdit


  • Obama's attempt at an anti-american video. Sorry Obama, but Ossama will still win this year's "Anti-American Videos Award" --Mutopis 17:47, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

12th Annual World Cuisine Competition Held In FranceEdit


  • Pass the chicken ovum. We are from France-Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:07, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

President Hussein Obama Meets With Congressional RepublicansEdit

HELP!!!! WERE BEING MUGGED!!!!!!! 00:40, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Ridership On Mass Transit In United States Increases Even As Funds DecreaseEdit


  • Florida politicians insist there is no connection between the number of houses foreclosed and the number of people riding the trains all day.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:29, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

More Organization Needed for Desperate to Fling Selves Under Steel Wheels; Lines Requested

The U.S. Naval Observatory Through HistoryEdit

The images from left are: 1950 aerial, 1970, 2000, Google map (sometime[1] between 2005 and 1/18/2009), 1/27/2009.


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