Snow Falls In New OrleansEdit


  • Mother Nature doesnt care about black people --Mutopis 21:20, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Ice Storm Hits NortheastEdit


  • Well at least I'm employed. --Grazon 03:26, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Makes Surprise Visit To BaghdadEdit


  • "Dont worry Mr. President, in our culture throwing a shoe is a sign of respect... oh, and if you see a person with a cart full of manure that is just the welcoming committee..." --Mutopis 15:40, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Secret Service will take a bullet for him, but no way in hell they will take a shoe, God knows what did the guy step on it --Mutopis 16:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer Awarded By CanadiansEdit


  • Canada welcomes their new Alien overlord --Mutopis 16:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Storm System Moves Over Southern CaliforniaEdit

This is a file photo.


  • After prop 8 passed, strange clouds started to creep over California --Mutopis 12:49, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Protesters March In RussiaEdit


  • Vladimir Putin promised these young men free waffles, yet for some reason they refused... --Mutopis 24:10, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Reverend Delivers Eulogy For 1950's Pinup Icon Bettie PageEdit


  • Reverend: “What can I say… in those days, she made many young awkward teenagers like me into men. I remember that summer when I saw her plastered in my wall and I thought to myself, “Well I am home alone, I have baby lotion, lots of tissue paper…” --Mutopis 24:05, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Code Pink Protests Outside White HouseEdit


  • McDonald's unveils the new Hamburglar. Kids traumatized for life. --Mutopis 18:25, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Scientists Test Animals' Sense Of FairnessEdit


  • Man's best friend Dog learns the value of the free-market. --Mutopis 16:08, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Half The Population Of Wilmington, Ohio Are Laid OffEdit

Thousands of layoffs by DHL, ABX Air hit Wilmington, Ohio, The USA Today (article originally found on fark)


  • Mother Nature Uncle Sam doesnt care about black poor people --Mutopis 16:33, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Snow Falls On Las VegasEdit


  • Mother Nature doesnt care about black vice people --Mutopis 14:23, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Contrary to popular belief, Egypt was actually the North Pole before the Global Warming and polar shift of 10,000 BC --Mutopis 16:30, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Snow Falls On Los AngelesEdit


  • At this point, Mother Nature doesnt give a damn about people... --Mutopis 18:33, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

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