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Five Blackwater Mercenaries Formally Charged With ManslaughterEdit


  • "You have to understand, it was an act of self-defense!! Those arabs scares the bejesus our of me!" --Mutopis 24:16, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested On Corruption ChargesEdit


  • Animal Control has finally captured an escaped beaver, it was found to be attached to a jag-off (for the sake of the children and the beaver they decided to cover the jag-off) --Mutopis 24:10, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Traffic Waits As Chickens Cross RoadEdit


  • Chicken: *sight* I am not going to hear the end of this, arent I?... --Mutopis 1:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Protesters Hold General Strike In Greek CapitalEdit


  • You and what army?!--Mutopis 1:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Tons Of Wastepaper Sit In WarehousesEdit


  • President's Bush unread documents, many of them are labeled "Urgent: Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US 2001", "Urgent: America may face financial crisis 2007" "Urgent: Levies in America may not be up to standards 2004" and many more. He promised he will read them as soon as possible. --Mutopis 9:55, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • The legendary Newspaper Cemetery, where unread papers come to die out of shame. --Mutopis 10:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Philanthropist Develops Individual Mobile Shelter For HomelessEdit


  • Stockbrokers are wily creatures. This one has been forced to live outside his natural habitat - let's see what he does... CRIKEY! It's Hedge-fund fraud! Atenea del Sol 16:49, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

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