The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Meets England's QueenEdit


  • "Yes, well, you can play piano, very good then. Be sure to take all the dishes back to the kitchen and don't chip any of them...."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:44, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Like you did the last time George visted. --Grazon 02:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Artist Holds Rejected OrnamentEdit

This is Deborah Lawrence and she is holding the ornament she designed to honor Washington Representative McDermott[1]


Zimbabwe Faces Famine And Cholera EpidemicEdit


  • Luckily it is grasshopper harvesting season, so some are able to eat--Mr SmokesTooMuch 07:15, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Scientists Observe "Light Echos" From Supernova First Seen in 1572Edit


  • Tek Jansen destroys saves another planet --Mutopis 2:37, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Receives P.E.A.C.E AwardEdit


Santa Claus Gets To Meet The Greatest President EverEdit


  • Bush look-alike has a "terrorist fist jab" with commie free toys-giving comrade Chavez Claus look-alike. --Mutopis 21:53, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Tongan Troops Scheduled To Leave IraqEdit


Citizenship Truthers Demand Proof Of President-elect Obama's CitizenshipEdit


  • Here we see the famous Intelligencia-retardationem, an endangered species desperately seeking a way to propagate its dogmaticum-conservatium with no luck… --Mutopis 21:07, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Attends Annual Army-Navy Football GameEdit

Navy won 34-0.


  • Charlie Brown finally gets to kick the football. Take that Lucy!! --Mutopis 20:57, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  • #19 - *sigh* "Looks like I'm out of a job". --Sneakers 07:16, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Scrutinizes His PortraitEdit


  • Bush cant understand why the mirror isn’t working properly… --Mutopis 21:07, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  • "Who's that old fart?" --Sneakers 07:17, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Workers Take Over Factory In ChicagoEdit


  • Bank of America tells angry workers to get a job, and to eat cake --Mutopis 24:25, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Commemorates National Pearl Harbor Remembrance DayEdit


  • *sign reads* "Please do not ask questions to the President". From the REAL administration Dick Cheney. --Mutopis 2:38, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Introduces His VA Secretary DesignateEdit

He is retired General Eric Shinseki, U.S. Army


  • Now I would like to introduce to you my Asian friend... --Mutopis 24:40, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Canadian Parties Form Coalition To Challenge Stephen HarperEdit


2008 Kennedy Center Award HonoreesEdit

They are, from left: Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend, Twyla Tharp, Morgan Freeman, Barbra Streisand and George Jones


  • Gayest award ever --Mutopis 24:41, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Freeman: Babs if you don't take your hand off my ass right now I'll slap the white out of you so help me. --Grazon 03:27, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
Babs: Thats not my hand... --Mutopis 23:43, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
George Jones: :) --Mutopis 23:43, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Nobel Prize-winning Economist Paul Krugman Delivers Lecture In StockholmEdit


  • While Paul Krugman won the Nobel prize for economics, he is still annoyed by the fact that Stephen Colbert sold out more books --Mutopis 24:19, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

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