New Images Taken On Mars Show Signs Of WaterEdit


  • And here we see a close up of Coulters TV vagina. --Grazon 02:17, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • They wired up the wrong part then!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

All Fires In Southern California Are 100% ContainedEdit


  • "See I told you that building a house completely out of asbestos would be worth it some day" --Sneakers 08:26, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Attends Asia-Pacific Economic SummitEdit


  • Yep leave it to the japs sucke to take away all my pain. --Grazon 05:56, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • President Bush entertains G20 members with his classic Foster Brooks impression--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Announces His Economic TeamEdit


  • If I don't make any sudden moves, maybe they won't attack.... Atenea del Sol 15:04, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Visits Troops In Fort Campbell, KentuckyEdit


  • Over there?
That's right George the table that no one is sitting at see we're done being your photo op background. --Grazon 02:24, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm your decidin' Commander in Chief, now kill that guy with your lunch tray!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:47, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Commuter Train Service Begins In BaghdadEdit


  • Passengers have been sparse so far however. Officials also question naming the service "The Fireball Express"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:49, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

The Hussein Obama Family Volunteer To Hand Out Food At A Chicago-area Food BankEdit


  • Faux leather beret $50 Genuine Pleather FILA jacket $100 Free Turkey and fixins? Priceless--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:05, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Pardons A TurkeyEdit


The first of many... --Randroid 00:13, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

  • "He ain't gunna peck me in the pecker this year, he he he", Bush chortled, obviously proud at finally outsmarting the turkey.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:45, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

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