Law Enforcement Officials Hold Press Conference After KKK-related MurderEdit


  • How can we spin this? How can we spin this?!?!?!
  • (Second guy from left) "So, that's where my robe went."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:32, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Uh we were just cleaning out our closet and...yeah...... --Grazon 04:17, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Helen Thomas Returns To The White House Press Corps After A Brief IllnessEdit


  • Oh crap, someone had better warn Stephen! --Careax 17:01, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Washington State Hit With Heavy RainsEdit


  • If that's not one of the signs of the Bearpocalypse, dear, I don't know what is.... Atenea del Sol 15:38, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Accepts Gift From Saudi King AbdullahEdit


  • King Abdullah "Unlike the other gifts I've given you in the past, George, this one is not for rectal use."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:35, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
  • "Dang thanks! My Barbie and Ken are gonna love this play house!" --Careax 17:02, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Address The Republican Governors' Annual ConventionEdit


"Hey, look at me. Look at me. Remember me? Hey, look at me..." --Randroid 10:16, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

  • If my tits were out here we'd have won, you betcha!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 05:26, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Vice President Ever Hosts Vice President-elect At The Official ResidenceEdit


  • "Okay you two, we can argue who has the balls in the Cheney family inside, can't we?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:57, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

New Hubble Image Of Dust Cloud Surrounding Nearby StarEdit


  • The eye of Sauron is moving! --Grazon 03:00, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Another Wildfire Burns In CaliforniaEdit


-You would think they would be all out of trees by now. --Sneakers 07:52, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

  • We thought you wanted Prop 8 to be passed, Oh Lord!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 05:28, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Gay Marriage Supporters Rally Across AmericaEdit


  • And nine months later they all tested positve. --Grazon 03:38, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Presidential Father Ever Acknowledges Students In KansasEdit


  • "I sang a little song, I danced a little dance... and then that damned Dana Carvey on SNL totally upstaged me. Now I'm remembered as a caricature!" --Careax 06:53, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • "Come on now, I don't knock the license plate out of your hand when you're working, it wouldn't be prudent."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:49, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Ok now lets be reasonable. Sure may son may have destroyed the GOP but there's no need for you fine Republicans to come for him with torches and pitchforks in hand. --Grazon 20:22, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Three Separate Wildfires Burn In Southern California, Photo #1Edit

This is from the Sayre Fire in Los Angeles County


Three Separate Wildfires Burn In Southern California, Photo #2Edit

This is from the Tea Fire in Santa Barbara County


They have decided to abandon California. It was a silly place. --Randroid 10:19, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Three Separate Wildfires Burn In Southern California, Photo #3Edit

This is from the "Freeway Complex" Fire in Orange County


  • Schooooools out for ever! --Grazon 05:47, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Authorities moving in to determine cause of worst high school science lab accident of all time--Mr SmokesTooMuch 05:31, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Greets Australia's President For G20Edit


  • "Hot damn John - you've been on a diet and got rehairified haven't you!" --Careax 06:55, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • I understand your native language is German. Do you speak English? Do you know Arnold?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 23:38, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

G20 Leaders Meet In WashingtonEdit


  • And now it's time for everyones favorite game show Spot the Saudi! --Grazon 03:42, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Meets With The Greatest Maverick EverEdit


Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.