A Sinkhole in Guatemala CityEdit


"I told you not to bring in those consultants from Baghdad." --OHeL 12:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

"South America prepares depository for U.S. foreign aid dollars." --Alethic Logic 22:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

A Man Climbs A Palm TreeEdit


Musician Prince unveils his newest guitar.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Man devolves into monkey.Tourskin 00:45, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

President, First Lady Honor GovernorsEdit


LAURA: "No, there's no facts in there George. All I see is some earwax, a bunny rabbit and light coming in through the other side."



Stay the corset. --Alethic Logic 22:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

More boobs in Congress.

I ain't got pop-guns baby! Speaking of babies, where are they?Tourskin 00:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Dairy industry lobbies Congress. --Alethic Logic 22:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Quote open clear3 Care to see my third Executive Branch? Quote close clear2
~Bill Clinton

--OHeL 23:21, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Nice rotundas. --Alethic Logic 00:19, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Ultimate proof that the US Capitol is sexy. --Bi 18:20, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Larsen B Ice Shelf Satellite PhotosEdit


Aftermath of a successful attack on polar bear habitat.

Al Gore: "And so, these are the last four slides of my 846 slide presentation. Anyone want to see my pics from the family trip to Hilton Head?" --OHeL 23:44, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Philippines Flower FestivalEdit


I'm Barack Obama, and I definitely did NOT approve this ad. --Alethic Logic 22:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

French wo-man surrenders to camermanTourskin 00:47, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

James Cameron's New MovieEdit

Director James Cameron promotes his newest film, a documentary that discusses the possible contents of these burial tombs from Biblical Times.


"What we can prove is that Jesus was very very short."

And as you can see, I have placed all of this man in a box, except his head.Tourskin 00:48, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Definitive proof that Jesus really was a white man. --Esteban Colberto 22:41, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

On my right, the first known use of the international symbol for radioactivity. On my left, the first known case of mislabeling of radioactive material storage containers. --Alethic Logic 23:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

President Awards Medal of Honor to Retired Army Helicopter PilotEdit


"I'm a big fan of your work on F-Troop." --OHeL 23:32, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

That's friggin' PHENOMENAL! Well played OHel. --El Payo 23:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Maybe we should kiss to break the tension...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Attend Oscar PartyEdit


The "Money Shot" --Alethic Logic 23:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately, even with his 12-inch heels, Tiny Tom was still shorter than his 5-foot 8-inch wife. --Careax 07:50, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Martin Scorsese Finally Wins OscarEdit


"Ellen, you can borrow this anytime. All I ask is for you to let me watch." --OHeL 23:25, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

"Shit, last year they gave one of these to Altman and look what happened to him."

"A disguised Dennis Hopper crashed last night's Oscar ceremony" --Alethic Logic 23:53, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

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