A Sinkhole in Guatemala CityEdit
"I told you not to bring in those consultants from Baghdad." --OHeL 12:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
"South America prepares depository for U.S. foreign aid dollars." --Alethic Logic 22:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
A Man Climbs A Palm TreeEdit
Musician Prince unveils his newest guitar.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Man devolves into monkey.Tourskin 00:45, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
President, First Lady Honor GovernorsEdit
LAURA: "No, there's no facts in there George. All I see is some earwax, a bunny rabbit and light coming in through the other side."
Stay the corset. --Alethic Logic 22:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
More boobs in Congress.
I ain't got pop-guns baby! Speaking of babies, where are they?Tourskin 00:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Dairy industry lobbies Congress. --Alethic Logic 22:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
|Care to see my third Executive Branch?|
--OHeL 23:21, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Nice rotundas. --Alethic Logic 00:19, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Ultimate proof that the US Capitol is sexy. --Bi 18:20, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Larsen B Ice Shelf Satellite PhotosEdit
Aftermath of a successful attack on polar bear habitat.
Al Gore: "And so, these are the last four slides of my 846 slide presentation. Anyone want to see my pics from the family trip to Hilton Head?" --OHeL 23:44, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Philippines Flower FestivalEdit
I'm Barack Obama, and I definitely did NOT approve this ad. --Alethic Logic 22:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
French wo-man surrenders to camermanTourskin 00:47, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
James Cameron's New MovieEdit
Director James Cameron promotes his newest film, a documentary that discusses the possible contents of these burial tombs from Biblical Times.
"What we can prove is that Jesus was very very short."
And as you can see, I have placed all of this man in a box, except his head.Tourskin 00:48, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Definitive proof that Jesus really was a white man. --Esteban Colberto 22:41, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
On my right, the first known use of the international symbol for radioactivity. On my left, the first known case of mislabeling of radioactive material storage containers. --Alethic Logic 23:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
President Awards Medal of Honor to Retired Army Helicopter PilotEdit
"I'm a big fan of your work on F-Troop." --OHeL 23:32, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
- That's friggin' PHENOMENAL! Well played OHel. --El Payo 23:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Maybe we should kiss to break the tension...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Attend Oscar PartyEdit
The "Money Shot" --Alethic Logic 23:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Unfortunately, even with his 12-inch heels, Tiny Tom was still shorter than his 5-foot 8-inch wife. --Careax 07:50, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Martin Scorsese Finally Wins OscarEdit
"Ellen, you can borrow this anytime. All I ask is for you to let me watch." --OHeL 23:25, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
"Shit, last year they gave one of these to Altman and look what happened to him."
"A disguised Dennis Hopper crashed last night's Oscar ceremony" --Alethic Logic 23:53, 26 February 2007 (UTC)