The Greatest President Ever Signs The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act Of 2008Edit


  • IOU $700,000,000,000.00. GWB. --OHeL 00:27, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • "Ah'm so great I don't even have to look as I sign my name! hehehe Watch me! hehehe. It's Miller Time!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:53, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Two Spiral Galaxies In The Hercules ConstellationEdit


  • Or, as the geeks at NASA have nicknamed it, "Space Boobies!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:51, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty On All Charges In Las VegasEdit


  • "Who do I have to kill around here to get a retrial?" --Sneakers 10:28, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • "Damn, Now I'll never find the real killer!".
  • The Juice shows his famed liquidless spit take. It's how he got his nickname.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:08, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Addresses A Crowd In CaliforniaEdit


  • "Or... it could be "Country Last". I'm not sure on this one, don'tcha know. I can't find my 5x8 index card on this topic. Can I get back to ya?" --OHeL 22:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • But what the hell do I know?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:10, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Palin's so hot even the flag has a stiffy--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:16, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maverick Ever Poses With A BabyEdit


  • John McCain and Snuffy Smith: Separated at birth? --GeorgeM 20:46, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • If I eat this child, will it improve my polling numbers with Cannibals in swing states? --OHeL 22:52, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • McCain's advisers told him he needed to start kissing more babies, but neglected to tell him "no tongues"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:08, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Listens To Average PennsylvaniansEdit


  • Gladys: "My heavens, Myrtle! He is black!"
Myrtle: "I told you Gladys! Now ask him to step down so that nice, young, white fellah McCain can win."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 11:08, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Rocker Bruce Springsteen Performs At A Rally For ObamaEdit


Joe Biden Speaks In DelawareEdit


  • First down!!!! --Sneakers 11:39, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Hong Kong Biden demonstrates his "Mighty Kung Fu grip"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:53, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Children Visit A Zoo For World Animal DayEdit


  • I've been counting my calories and these are ok for me to eat. --Grazon 21:24, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Hosts A Foreign DignitaryEdit


The Greatest Vice President Ever Attends A MeetingEdit


  • I'm so depressed I feel like shooting myself in the face. --Grazon 21:24, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Press Ctrl+Alt+Del followed by F8 to shut down and reboot the pacemaker. --OHeL 22:57, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Laramie, Wyoming Remembers Matthew ShepardEdit


  • "I got killed for triying to pick up straigth cowboys, and all I got was this lousy bench that white trash sits on." --Sneakers 11:38, 7 October 2008 (UTC) & Grazon 03:20, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Public disapproval about the bench was overcome after the dildos were removed from the seat portion--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:00, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Debates The Greatest Maverick EverEdit


The Greatest President Ever Greets America's OlympiansEdit


  • Hey! Ain't you that fish-boy!? Thanks for comin' and I 'preshiate you wearin' clothes! Heh, heh!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:52, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Joe Lieberman Campaigns With The Greatest Maveratrix EverEdit


  • Can I call you Joe? Bi 17:52, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
  • That is some scary bad shit. I swear Palin is McCain's illegitimate offspring. By their jowls shalt thy knowest them--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:02, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

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