Dr. Colbert Featured On Entertainment Weekly CoverEdit

On the right, John Stewart


  • Hey who's the sexy dame in the wig? I bet Stephen would love to bone that. --Grazon 02:16, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I get that Stephen is dressed as a microphone to catch Joe Biden's gaffes, but what does Jon Stewart's surgeon costume have to do with "This Crazy Election"? Is he supposed to be McCain's doctor? --GeorgeM 03:56, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Summons Congressional Leaders and The 2 Presidential Candidates To The White House To Solve The Financial CrisisEdit


  • Bush looks down the table* What's the janitor do'n here? --Grazon 02:17, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Speaks To Reporters Outside The White House Regarding The Financial CrisisEdit


  • I need a scotch. --Grazon 02:18, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • That one felt a bit... wet. Doesn't smell too good, either... --OHeL 00:21, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maverick Ever Greets Barack Hussein Obama Prior To Their First DebateEdit


  • Would someone please get the bellhop to let go of my hand? --Grazon 22:05, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
  • John! Put your hand out sideways, not palm-down! I'm going to shake it, not kiss it!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:25, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

First Man From China Goes On Space WalkEdit

His name is Mission Commander Zhai Zhigang and he is China's first taikonaut to engage in "extra-vehicular activity" while in orbit around America's Planet


  • I wonder if they borrowed NASA's moon-walk studio for these shots, too bad some of the script got out early. --Randroid 05:38, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  • I want my MTV... and my share of your $700 billion bailout... --OHeL 00:23, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Japan's Parliament Selects Taro Aso As Prime MinisterEdit


  • "You thought it was time to tear a new one... ladies and gentlemen... let me introduce "Taro Aso"! --OHeL 03:46, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Exits New York Beauty SalonEdit


  • The visit was said to have been unsuccessful and she remains ugly as sin--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:46, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Tossed Water Bottle To Crowd At Rally In DetroitEdit

A woman in the crowd was "distressed"[1]


The Greatest Maverick Ever Takes On George StephanopoulosEdit


Protesters Gather On Wall Street To Voice Concerns About Possible BailoutEdit


Pirates Highjack ShipEdit


  • If this was in San Fran they'd be butt pirates. --Grazon 02:19, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Other ships in the area are being advised to "Pull Up The Freakin' Ladder Already!".--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:48, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Sarah Palin Prepares For Her Debate With Joe BidenEdit


  • Is she preping for a debate or a tampon comercial? --Grazon 23:23, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Abandoned House Sold on eBay for $1.75Edit


This is where having a golden parachute should land you. --Grazon 23:45, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Joe Biden Greets The Crowd At A Rally In DetroitEdit


Moderator Gwen Ifill Surveys Stage Before Vice Presidential DebateEdit


The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Competes In The Only Vice Presidential DebateEdit


  • "May I call you Joe?" "May I spank your ass?" --Grazon 23:21, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

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