The Greatest Treasury Secretary Ever Discusses The Economy At The White HouseEdit


  • As a Republican and a dedicated free-marketer I hearby announce that all your banks are belong to us! --Randroid 00:03, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
  • All is well. --Grazon 05:31, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Volatile Day On Wall StreetEdit


  • Well I'm up for doing some coke and jumping out a window how bout you guys? --Grazon 04:18, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Night In Hearst's Castle Offered On eBayEdit


  • A night in Hearst Castle. How fitting for an age of yellow journalism and a terrifying economy. --Grazon 23:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Americans Debate Offshore DrillingEdit


  • Penis erections are up in this economy. --Randroid 00:00, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

The Village People Pop Group Get Star On Hollywood Walk Of FameEdit


  • Heart across San Francisco are broken when it is learned that only one of the original village people way gay and that the rest of them have been scaming gays for decades. --Grazon 21:36, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Observes IftaarEdit

Iftaar is the name of the end of the day meal Muslims eat to break the daily fast during Ramadan


  • "Yeah, I've observed Iftaar. I think it was a pretty funny movie. Heh, heh, heh."--OHeL 08:43, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Star Trek Actor George Takei Finally MarriesEdit


  • Pon Farr comes late in life for some. --Randroid 00:01, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Yes this is gay but not as gay as star trek. --Grazon 22:02, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

A U.S. Chinook Helicopter Operating At Night In IraqEdit


  • Okay, first of all, I think they prefer to be called "Chinese" helicopters. And since when have helicopters been releasing their own sex tapes, anyway? --GeorgeM 04:15, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Issues A Statement On The EconomyEdit


  • "Well dad, that's it I am leaving - I don't care if mom made pumpkin pie." 09:29, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

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