Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf ResignsEdit


  • I am a lonely man!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:58, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm so wonwy. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Chooses Delaware Senator As Running MateEdit


  • Levels of previous floods of bullshit can still be seen on the columns behind the candidates.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "You always want to stand upwind of my husband since he got the butt hair implanted on his head"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:25, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Ebony and Ivoryyyyyy. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Scientists Discover Predator Native To Pacific Ocean In CaribbeanEdit


  • So, we're supposed to be afraid of this thing, right? --Sneakers 08:42, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Dateline investigates. --GeorgeM 06:42, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Predator Native To Pacific Ocean That Walked To Caribbean to show support for President Bush and the GWOT--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:06, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Make me laugh clown. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

FBI Agent Tried To Warn DoJ Bosses Of Impending Mortgage Industry CrisisEdit


  • "And this bar represents the number of times I tried to warn them about 9-11"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:02, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

2008 Beijing Olympics Closing CeremonyEdit


  • Chief Brody: "We're gunna need a bigger bus!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  • All abord the bad teeth express. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Animatronic Robot Dinosaurs Star In Stage ShowEdit


  • Broadway welcomes the prequel to Cats, Dinos, to the stage--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:49, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  • But will they help us fight bears? --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Scientists Discover Bacteria's Role In 1918 Flu PandemicEdit


  • You see that studly dude with the cute nurse sitting on his bed? Those are my great grandparents. --Grazon 03:41, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  • File photo showing America's communistic health care system of the first two decades before the Great Depression brought us back to Democrat-ic Capitalism. Praise bush--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:52, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Two AccordionistsEdit


  • Guests were forced to flee the hotel as the duo played the theme from "Dueling Banjos", using accordions, of course.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:54, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Democrats Begin Their Convention In Denver, Photo#1Edit


  • Kidneystone suck. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Democrats Begin Their Convention In Denver, Photo#2Edit


The Greatest Maverick Ever Appears On Television ProgramEdit


  • This is called paper, made from wood. It replaced papyrus YEARS ago.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:00, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Democrat Convention Day Two, Photo #1Edit


  • And this the only way I can reach mmy wifes vagina. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Black Power!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:32, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Democrat Convention Day Two, Photo #2Edit


  • My daughter's now cuter than yours! --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Having been warned from childhood, Sen Clinton's face is now said to have "stayed like that".--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:38, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maverick Ever Will Announce His Choice For Vice MaverickEdit


Democrat Convention Day Three, Photo #1Edit


Democrat Convention Day Three, Photo #2Edit


Democrat Convention, Final Day, Photo #1Edit


Democrat Convention, Final Day, Photo #2Edit


The Greatest Maverick Ever Is Introduced To His Running MateEdit


Scientists Warn Of Northern Hemisphere's Largest Glacier DisintegrationEdit


  • This picture is obviously fake: notice how it has been enhanced with black Roman lettering! The climate science community should burn this picture immediately! Bi 06:31, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
    • HA! This picture is real! The font is not roman as you claim, but sans-serif, which is common to that climate! Everyone knows this!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Hurricane Gustav IntensifiesEdit


Guess one dumbass is going to find out if SUV's float. --Grazon 02:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

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