Propane Explosion Wakes TorontoEdit


  • The Great White Tour just blew through Toronto... --Randroid 09:19, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Russian, Georgian Athlete Celebrate Olympic MedalsEdit


  • I guess after General Sherman burned Atlanta to the ground, the Georgians would now know better than resist a Russian invasion. --Sneakers 07:27, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Enjoys Hawaiian Vacation With His 2 DaughtersEdit


  • Wait... Barack Obama has not one, but two black babies?! Wait'll Karl Rove hears about this! --GeorgeM 07:24, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
LOL Winner!

The Greatest Maverick Ever Speaks To The People Of York, PennsylvaniaEdit


  • The Wild Maverick wows the crowd with a number from his current tour with "Phantom of the Opera"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:19, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Georgia And Russia Agree On TruceEdit


  • Russian tanks were no match for the nagging of giant Georgian wives. --Dirpants 05:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Alright boys! I have my checkbook. Who wants to ravish me?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:29, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
ugh! quick men retreat to the safty of the tank! --Grazon 04:13, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Rather than flowers and candy, Russian troops are welcomed with borsht--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:42, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "So you're back. Did you have a nice time in Georgia? And take off your boots before you come inside!" --GeorgeM 07:26, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Spoke With Georgia President In JulyEdit


  • Ray Charles comes back from the dead in drag to work for world peace. Or the world in pieces. Something like that--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:36, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "I just called to say how much I care. I just called to say I love you." Condi quoting Stevie Wonder. --Randroid 20:24, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Swedish Wrestler Refuses Olympic MedalEdit


Guess who's tantrum cost him a Medal? [1] --Grazon 22:40, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Mega-Church Pastor Accused Of Assaulting Flight AttendantEdit


  • She can spank me any time. --Grazon 05:06, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Colonel-in-chief Sir Nils Olav Reviews The Norwegian King's Guard RegimentEdit


I didn't know Cheney Vacationed in Norway. --Grazon 02:20, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Lightning Storm Over MalibuEdit


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