Postal Workers Model Uniform KiltsEdit


  • Oh I'm a lumberjack....--Grazon 01:06, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • When they deliver my mail playing the bagpipes I'll take notice. Until then, YAWN--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Only two die in this year's gathering of Clan Postal--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:26, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, Sent To JailEdit


  • It's not like I commited a crime or anything.....oh right.
  • He's certainly had his ears pinned back--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:44, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Former Green Bay Packer, Brett Favre, Traded To JetsEdit


  • "Don't Worry about it Son, you don't become the All-time NFL interception leader, by accident." --Sneakers 07:37, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

China Celebrates Opening Of Olympic GamesEdit


  • Like we would ever use CGI or voice overs to decive the world. --Grazon 23:07, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Enjoys Opening Ceremonies With Brunei's SultanEdit


  • The world's richest man pays homage to the world's greatest criminal--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:28, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "Hey, peanuts! Two peanuts over here! Hey, peanuts!" --GeorgeM 07:13, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Georgia And Russia Battle Over South Ossetia As It Tries To Gain IndependenceEdit


  • Comedian Dave Atell says this has been the worst episode of "Insomniac" in the series history.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:08, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever And Second Greatest First Lady Ever Attend Olympic Swimming Events, Photo #1Edit


  • Barbara's mental note to herself: "Mom was right: Xanax beats public drunkenness.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:34, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Proving their worth, the Secret Service gracefully maneuver a slightly intoxicated President Bush around Barney's steaming feces. --Dirpants 05:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • WTF is wrong with this asshole? If he isn't drunk then he needs a complete physical exam ASAP--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:32, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever And Second Greatest First Lady Ever Attend Olympic Swimming Events, Photo #2Edit


  • "I'm crushing *hic* your head... I'm *hic* crushin' your..." --GeorgeM 07:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "F..." --GeorgeM 07:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

While Liberal Elite Barack Hussein Obama Vacations In Hawaii...Edit


  • Barack is part of the Black Panthers now too? --Sneakers 06:17, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "Surf's up, bitches!"   Well, okay, that's probably what he meant for real, so does it count? --GeorgeM 07:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

...The Greatest Maverick Ever Continues His Hard Work For Veterans In Las Vegas!Edit


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