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Blackwater Assists DEA In Domestic Raids!Edit

BlackwaterPotRaid08-01-2008

  • Blackwater has guaranteed boxes will arrive on time, dead or alive, and that they earned this no-bid contract through competitive bidding.--Pro-Lick 21:26, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Dumb cop decides it's cool to wear a merc shirt while on the job. --Grazon 17:19, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

A Bear Interrupts U.S. Senior OpenEdit

BlackBearUSSeniorOpen08-01-2008

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Tours Nucular FacilityEdit

MAhmadinejadNatanz04-2008

  • Seen here in a publicity still from his new music video, the Iranian president... --GeorgeM 03:08, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "And this is what we call air conditioning." --Randroid 21:35, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Los Angeles County Reports First West Nile Virus CasesEdit

TwoMosquitoes

  • These poor animals died as the result of drinking the blood of a Hollywood sodomite. --Grazon 21:58, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  • West Nile, shmest Nile. I hear we can make dinosaurs out of these things! --GeorgeM 03:10, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Maverick Ever Appears At Motorcycle RallyEdit

JMcCainSturgis08-04-2008

  • Okay, first of all, those are not motorcycles. I think McCain was speaking at a people rally. --GeorgeM 03:15, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Tropical Storm Edouard Makes LandfallEdit

EdouardMayBringFlooding08-05-2008

HA HA SUCKERS
I'M ALL THE WAY
UP HERE

Gas Prices In One California Desert TownEdit

DeathValley6DollarGas08-02-2008

  • Gasoline: Priceless. --GeorgeM 03:12, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  • At least the "4" shortage appears to be over! --GeorgeM 03:12, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing In Los AngelesEdit

LAXEmergency08-05-2008

Man Leads Obama Crowd In The Pledge Of AllegianceEdit

JohnQuinnPledge08-05-2008

  • MAN IN AUDIENCE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... --GeorgeM 03:14, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

This photo captures the mere seconds before an alien bursts out this mans chest. --Sneakers 08:53, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Paris Hilton Responds To The Greatest Maverick Ever's TV AdEdit

ParisHiltonResponseAd08-05-2008

  • Thanks wrinkly old white dude! Paris Hilton for President!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:52, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Large Population Of Gorillas Discovered In The Republic of the CongoEdit

LowlandGorilla

  • The President and VP approach the podium for Bush's presser--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:53, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Harrods' Celebrates Christmas In August!Edit

FatherChristmasLondon0-8-05-2008

The Greatest President Ever Brings His Father To ChinaEdit

GWBushGHWBushBeijing08-07-2008

  • Former President Bush seconds before he hurled on the front row--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:55, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

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