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Iran Conducts Missile TestEdit
New years celebration, taken to a new extreme by America's greatest ally.
The Greatest President Ever Holds A Press ConferenceEdit
- pResident Bush shows off his new anus located below his chin. The operation makes it easier for Bush to talk shit.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:37, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Fish Seen Walking On Street After Rain StormEdit
- Walking Catfish rumored to be on McCain's ticket in November--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:39, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Group Wish To Rename Sewage Plant After The Greatest President EverEdit
- Group wishes to rename the Jayne Mansfield Memorial sewage plant in honor of the Greatest President Ever. Opposition group agree that Bush IS a boob, just not the kind the plant was named for.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Miss Venezuela Wins 2008 Miss Universe PageantEdit
- Communism rears its perfectly coifed, fabulously swathed and stillettoed self onto the international beauty pageant scene.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
The Greatest Vice President Ever Visits HospitalEdit
- When I get home I am going to hit that worthless dyke so hard. --Grazon 18:47, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
- Cheney visibly shaken after doctors informed him he had actually passed away 6 months earlier.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:16, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Barack Hussein Obama Begins His International TourEdit
Here he is in Kuwait with America's Troops
osh just look at all the white people who showed up to see me.......oh wait. --Grazon 20:51, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
New University To Open In Saudi ArabiaEdit
IndyMac Bank Closed And Seized By FedsEdit
Zimbabwe Inflation Worsens AgainEdit
Well dis here ticket can gets me one watermelon or a bucket of KFC, hmmm...