Robert Mugabe Elected For Sixth Term As Zimbabwe's PresidentEdit


  • Mugabe's historic flatulence problem wreaks havoc amongst his closest advisers.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 20:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • seriously though, do they spit shine this dude or something? My boots are jealous--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:44, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Train Derails In CaliforniaEdit


Firefighters Battle Fires Throughout CaliforniaEdit


  • Who's laughing now fire? who's laughing now? --Grazon 16:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

San Fermin Festival Begins In SpainEdit

JumpingRecortador The newest Olympic sport combines High Diving with Bull Dodging.

Cruise Ship Runs Aground In AlaskaEdit


  • Capt Joseph Hazelwood's new boat run aground.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:32, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  • The bathtub has run dry. --Randroid 05:42, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Responds To News That The Senate Passed The FISA BillEdit


  • THE Leader savors the last bit of Jeff Gannon's special sauce before speaking to stenographers about FISA Bill passage.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:29, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Presidential Advisor Ever Defies Congressional SubpoenaEdit


  • Bueller? Bueller? ... Bueller? --Dirpants 07:26, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Ends Latin American Trip In MexicoEdit


  • See!! He doesn't cake the makeup on like a trollop either, c*nt!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:43, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Meets With Workers In MichiganEdit


  • Are you the guys thinking America into recession? You better straighten up and fly right or ELSE! Vote for me!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Wildfires Continue To Burn In CaliforniaEdit


French Celebrate Bastille DayEdit


Only the French could have a holiday about breaking out of jail. --Randroid 05:41, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Sudanese President Charged With GenocideEdit


The New Yorker Magazine Puts Obama And Wife On CoverEdit


College Installs Solar Photovoltaic Panels Over Parking LotEdit


Who cares about the solar cells. At last, a shady place to park! --Randroid 05:40, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Three Presidents Meet During G-8 SummitEdit


  • There ain't one a them scary horse thingies sneakin' up on me, is they?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:10, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  • We're never going to get picked up with this asshole tagging along. He looks like a serial killer--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:10, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

American League Wins 2008 All-Star Baseball GameEdit


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