Iowa Suffers Through Severe StormsEdit


  • That's one big mushroom! --Randroid 17:33, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Come take a bite of my Cotton Candy of Death! Muhahaha!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 03:40, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Sumo Wrestler Practices Hitting A BaseballEdit


Members Of The Greatest Administration Ever Visit Saudi ArabiaEdit


West Hollywood Pride ParadeEdit


  • You just know Nambla is spanking it with glee. --Grazon 18:45, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Protesters At West Hollywood Pride ParadeEdit


Lesbian Couple Marry In The State Of CaliforniaEdit


  • Why is that old lady making out with the crypt keeper? --Grazon 23:25, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Iowa, Illinois Flooding, Photo #1Edit


Iowa, Illinois Flooding, Photo #2Edit


  • See son? whereever a politician goes a load of bullshit is sure to follow. --Grazon 15:36, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Iowa, Illinois Flooding, Photo #3Edit


  • Look out a Republican is swimming near you!!! --Grazon 15:30, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Elian Gonzalez Joins Cuban Communist GroupEdit


  • Those who say I'm a well kept pet of a totalitarian regime don't know what they're talking about.

Now where's my hair jell? --Grazon 17:00, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Iraqi Prime Minister Meets With Irani LeaderEdit


  • "Now, you see this carpet? I got it cheap off the Pope when he redid the Vatican..." --Randroid 04:59, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Boston Celtics Win NBA ChampionshipEdit


Scott McClellan Testifies Before CongressEdit


  • Scotty does know. --Grazon 16:40, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Iowa Residents Prevented From Entering Flood ZoneEdit


  • In California the cops would have been yelling Alto cabron! --Grazon 23:06, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  • All the cops do in California is take you out, beat you, then yell stop. --Randroid 10:41, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
They also plant weed on you (or if you're black crack). --Grazon 18:05, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Then they arrest you and put you in a cell with Sailor Bubba. --Randroid 23:25, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
  • If you don't let us Protect and Serve, we'll shoot!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:33, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Army May Promote First Female Four-star GeneralEdit


  • The Post would like to correct our earlier spelling of the General's name as Banwoody.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:29, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

"Curveball" Gives Interview To Der SpiegelEdit

That is "Curveball" on the left, reporter John Goetz on the right.


Mars Lander Sends Back Curious ImageEdit


  • Mars Lander discovers Mars is actually composed of Rock Cocaine.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:31, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Fresno State Wins College Baseball World SeriesEdit


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