FEMA May Again Offer Trailers To Victims Of Hurricanes Or Other DisastersEdit


  • No way are we like the Nazis! Look how we transport OUR undesirables to the Death Camps! Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:34, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

East Coast Liberals Present The Greatest Living American With An AwardEdit


  • Colbert finds someone worth looking at--Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:21, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Wins South Dakota Democrat PrimaryEdit


  • talk to the hand bitchs. --Grazon 16:15, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Wins The Montana Democrat Primary Becoming The Presumptive NomineeEdit


  • "Well, that's not exactly what I meant by 'pound it'". - The Lake Effect 07:25, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
  • "Now, are you sure this is going to make us look black enough?" - The Lake Effect 22:01, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Dat don be a terroizor fist bump! Foxnewz said so so it mus b tru. --Grazon 15:13, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Delivers Speech In New OrleansEdit


  • McCain speaking to press after his opening in "Phantom of the Opera" Off Broadway --Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:24, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Green screne challenge time!!! --Grazon 15:15, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Los Angeles Deals With GraffitiEdit


I got nothing --Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:26, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Endorses Barack Hussein Obama For PresidentEdit


  • Clinton responding to audience member accusing her of being crazy as a shithouse rat --Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:26, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

New Zealand Soldiers Perform For The Second Greatest First Lady During A Surprise Visit To IraqEdit



Storms Flood Midwestern United StatesEdit


Earthquake Creates "Quake Lake" In ChinaEdit


  • As it turns out, this is merely a copy of an original quake lake in California. - The Lake Effect 13:00, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Los Angeles Covers Reservoir With 400,000 Black BallsEdit


One-horned Deer Discovered In ItalyEdit


  • Italy responds by baring Ted Nugent from entering the country. --Grazon 17:51, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  • I think Unicorns kick ass! --Grazon 17:51, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Visits Girls' School In ChicagoEdit


John McCain Holds A Straight Talk Town Hall Meeting In PhiladelphiaEdit


The Greatest President Ever Reviews Members Of An Elite Italian GuardEdit


  • "Sure they're elite, but can they stomp on giant evil turtles after eating a few mushrooms? heheheh..." - The Lake Effect 14:51, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Wildfires Come To CaliforniaEdit


  • The house the house the house is on fi.... *slap* not funny W. --Grazon 22:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Reviews Members Of An Elite French GuardEdit


  • I so much want to comment on this, but all I can say is a picture is worth a thousand words... --Randroid 23:27, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

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