FANDOM


New Study Suggests America's Grand Canyon Is 65 Million Years OldEdit

GrandCanyon

  • Oh for crying out loud when are they going to fill that in? --Grazon 18:29, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Well that explains why it gets up at 4AM, drives at 15 mph, and is always telling Las Vegas to turn the music down. --Careax 21:48, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Proof God approves of landfills. --Sneakers 05:18, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Ancient Native American Cliff DwellingEdit

AnasaziCliffPalace

Huge Drug Bust Nets 75 University StudentsEdit

PhiKappaPsiHouseSDSU

  • Dozens of toilets at Yale are now being flushed. --Grazon 01:21, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

U.S. Army To Review Conditions At Some BarracksEdit

FortBraggBarracks04-2008

  • Terrorists have been saving money by replacing bombing plans with paper towels to be flushed down toilets." - The Lake Effect 09:15, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  • "I'm getting really sick of this shit!" --Careax 01:45, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Man Discovers Dog Under Hood Of His TruckEdit

PitbullTruckEngine

  • A tiger in your tank? Horsepower? Not at these gas prices... - The Lake Effect 18:07, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Forget a catalytic converter... a DOGalytic one is much more loyal and also acts as a car security system! --Careax 01:47, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Olympic Torch Carried To Summit Of Mt. EverestEdit

OlympicTorchEverest

  • Hey is that the Dali Llama over there? why is he....cold beans! he's mooning us!!! --Grazon 23:33, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
  • "Man, this is nut-biting cold. I wish I was a self-immolating monk right now. Yeah, that would be nice and toasty..." - The Lake Effect 02:21, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • "Damn it, why won't the torch light?! Oh right, altitude, oxygen, and all that. Hmmm... last one down the mountain has to tell the Chairman!" --Careax 21:44, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Russian Sailors March In Annual Victory Day ParadeEdit

RussianSailors

  • "See, not every Russian has horrible teeth... only about 99.7% of us." --Careax 01:57, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • "We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild..." --Careax 21:41, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Family Members Arrive To Attend Jenna Bush's WeddingEdit

This is Marvin Bush arriving on Air Force One

MarvinBushAF105-08-2008

  • What's that God? if Every atheist promises to go to Church on Sunday you'll end the unholy Union and all involved with a lightening bolt?

Well good luck with that 'cause I doubt they're going. --Grazon 23:31, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

  • He couldn't tell if it was broken water or spilled Southern Comfort. But either way he knew Jenna had been there very recently. --Careax 01:59, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  • "Well, Billy promised that we could party with Maria Menounous later..." - The Lake Effect 02:27, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

U.S. Navy Names Ship In James Stockdale's HonorEdit

USSStockdale

  • ...And the ship's internal diagnostics and GPS systems immediately go on the fritz. --Careax 02:52, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  • The ship is expected to be captured in a matter of weeks. --Grazon 03:04, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Dancers Audition For The RockettesEdit

RockettesAudition05-06-2008

  • I'm going to need some time alone with this photo. --Grazon 01:00, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

The Second Greatest Presidential Daughter Ever Gets Married, Photo #1Edit

GWBushJennaBush05-10-2008

The Second Greatest Presidential Daughter Ever Gets Married, Photo #2Edit

BarbaraBushLBushGWBushJennaBush05-10-2008

The Second Greatest Presidential Daughter Ever Gets Married, Photo #3Edit

JBushWedding05-10-2008

  • See the tie sticking out of Herry's shirt? lol guess it's true, women do marry men that remind them of their fathers. --Grazon 00:59, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  • World's first test tube twin marries--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:18, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.