Ann Coulter Signs Books At UniversityEdit


  • This isn't the first time Coulter has been in a mens room. --Grazon 02:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Staffers for Larry Craig take notes and snap pictures for "research"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:25, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Coulter isn't the first Republican who's career has ended in a public mens room. --Grazon 02:46, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Hosts North American Leaders' SummitEdit


  • Harper would you mind not nuzzling me in public? --Grazon 17:03, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "So I reckon we should get him drunk, strip him naked, and tie him to the border fence. And if anyone asks we blame it on Clinton and Chrétien." --Careax

Attendees Of North American Leaders' Summit Plant Tree For Earth DayEdit


  • There's nothing like the planting of one tree that relieves your guilt for raping the planet up the anus. - The Lake Effect 21:48, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Harper would you mind not pouring your dirt on my shovel? --OHeL 00:07, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Of course they have to use pure gold shovels.-- 14:04, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Members of the SPP use the US Constitution for mulch as they plant a memorial tree for the USA.Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Appears On Game Show Via VideoTapeEdit


  • ALL YOUR CASE ARE BELONG TO US! - The Lake Effect 21:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • No Deal. --OHeL 00:05, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Worst. Banker. EVER. - The Lake Effect 01:04, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Big Brother is here (and he looks stupid as can be) --Grazon 02:51, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "What is a total moron. Oh wait, wrong game show!" --Careax 03:12, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Guess who's cameo hurt ratings? [1] --Grazon 16:02, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Hillary Clinton Wins Democrat Pennsylvania PrimaryEdit


  • And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour (pantsuit), and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication.

Revelations 17:4 --Grazon 03:01, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, that quote explains why Bill looks so flushed and excited. It's made him horny again, bless him! --Careax 03:14, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

General Petraeus Promoted; Replacement ChosenEdit

Meet Army Lieutenant General Ray Odierno


  • What did I do to deserve this? --Grazon 04:20, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Sick of surfing in Mexico, Jesse Ventura shaves his head for combat and decides to start the revolution in Iraq.--Pro-Lick 23:30, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Italian Scientists Find Proof Of Dark MatterEdit


  • Italian spectators witness the devestating, spontaneous combustion of Tinker Bell. Tragic. Just tragic.

Fires Burn Outside Buenos AiresEdit


South Korea Unveils Cloned DogsEdit


Satellite Images Of SyriaEdit


Hubble Celebrates 18th AnniversaryEdit


NASA was thrilled to get this rare glimpse of the cosmic condom used in "The Big Bang". Scientists theorize it broke.Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:21, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

3 NYC Police Officers Found Not Guilty In Groom KillingEdit


Protesters drink "Imaginary Glasses of Injustice" while demonstrating in front of the Court House after not-guilty verdict came down.

18-year-old Invents New Type Of MotorcycleEdit


¤Future Darwin Award Winner Slim Pickins, Jr on his "new invention".Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:33, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

National Football League Conducts 2008 DraftEdit


  • Next years government draft won't be as fun for the NFL. --Grazon 03:31, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

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