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Chimp Relaxes In Zoo EnclosureEdit

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  • Life can be so sweet. --Grazon 05:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • The Greatest President Ever relaxes after a game of soccer with the kids at Camp David--Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:58, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

96th Anniversary Of The Sinking Of The RMS TitanicEdit

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  • Ship brought its own doom by daring God to sink it--Mr SmokesTooMuch 22:07, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Canadian Election Officials Raid Conservative Party HeadquartersEdit

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  • "If we see any wrong-doing with the minority Conservative government, we will jump into action, table a non-confidence motion and force an election. We are not asleep at the switch." Liberal Leader Stephane Dion
    • Uh... Stephane... the RCMP just raided Conservative Party HQ..."
      • "If we see any wrong-doing with the minority Conservative government, we will jump into action, table a non-confidence motion and force an election. We are not asleep at the switch." Liberal Leader Stephane Dion--OHeL 06:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Pope Visits U.S.Edit

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  • George the second we're behind closed doors I'm going to give you the whipping your father should have given you years ago. --Grazon 02:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Big Boy! I knew you were real! But... I thought you would never grow old ?!? --OHeL 01:36, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  • After getting buzzed by George's hand buzzer, Pope Benedict clicked his heels three times and was instantly back at the Vatican.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 11:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "Awesome dress your highness!" --Careax 07:35, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Pope Visits U.N. Edit

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  • Pope: We must advance Human Rights around the world... but don't include gay rights. God hates gays.--192.251.226.205 22:39, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "So I just flew in from Rome, and boy are my arms tired!... Ohhh, tough crowd!" --Careax 07:36, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Road At Base Of Himalayas ReopensEdit

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  • "Great, that cuts down my commute by a few days." - The Lake Effect 07:34, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Closure blamed on yeti roadkill. Olympic torch bearers, we're looking in your direction! --Careax 07:37, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Former President Carter Visits Middle EastEdit

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  • "So this is to commemorate the founder of Habitat For Humanity, right?" --Careax 07:38, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Democrats Hold 21st DebateEdit

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  • (both candidates, under breath and gritted teeth) "If this kills my summer vacation, someone shoot me." - The Lake Effect 12:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Another Polar Bear Cub Debuts At Another German ZooEdit

This one's name is "Wilbaer", which is a portmanteau of the name of the zoo (Wilhelma) and the German word for bear (Baer). The zoo has registered the name as a trademark.

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  • What did I tell you? An Evil German polar bear army... - The Lake Effect 12:07, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

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