Wrist Watch
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

Dr. Colbert's gripping updates about his near-fatal wrist injury.

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July 26, 2007 Episode 289 Edit

(foam hand)

July 30, 2007 Episode 290 Edit

(flowers sent, rumors)

July 31, 2007 Episode 291 Edit


Wrist Watch: August 1, 2007 Edit

  • Jimmy reminds stephen of happier times.

Let's Get Ready to Rehab! Edit

  • Dr. Jerry Vizzone gives his prognosis

August 2, 2007 Episode 293 Edit

(cast might be bugged)

August 7, 2007 Episode 294 Edit


August 8, 2007 Episode 295 Edit

August 9, 2007 Episode 296 Edit

August 13, 2007 Episode 297 Edit

  • Poor Stephen's out of prescription drugs and is hallucinating!
  • The number five is angry because Karl Rove quit. Luckily before he became any worse, Stephen found a couple of pills on the floor, returning him to normal.

August 14, 2007 Episode 298 Edit


August 15, 2007 Episode 299 Edit

{protective cone)

August 16, 2007 Episode 300 Edit


August 20, 2007 Episode 301 Edit

(Brian Williams)

August 21, 2007 Episode 302 Edit


August 22, 2007 Episode 303 Edit

(Matt Lauer, Brian Williams)

August 23, 2007 Episode 304 Edit

(Auction starts, cast off, documentary)

September 27, 2007Edit


  • Who's Who Among The Wrist Aware
  • Fame Pyramid
    • Neil Cavuto
    • Vincent Grenier
    • Seth Rogan
    • Bill Clinton
      • Dr. Colbert can proudly add his name to the storied list of people who can say, "President Clinton touched it."


For screenshots of the documentary of Stephen's near-fatal wrist injury, click here.

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