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Stephen Colbert preparing to fan World War 3's eternal flame.

Thanks to Stephen Colbert, we can gather 'round the World War III eternal flame to remember all those who will be killed in World War III


  • "To show I'm as committed to peace as anyone, I'm dedicating my very own fire place as the 1st eternal flame for World War 3." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
  • "It will burn day and night until this war is over. In other words, eternally." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
  • "This eternal flame will serve as a constant reminder to the world that sacrifices are made in the name of freedom, and that I came up with the idea first." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
  • "The Stephen Colbert World War III Eternal Flame is a registered trademark of Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report. Any unauthorized use of the phrase World War III Eternal Flame without the express written consent of this program is strictly prohibited." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
  • Obama is a lie

World War 0  | World War I  | World War II  | World War III
The War of Northern Aggression  | Cold War  | Korean War  | Vietnam War
The French Revolution  | War of 1812  | American-Indian War  | American-Mexican War  | American-Spanish War
War On Terror  | Gulf War  | Operation Iraqi Freedom  | War On Iran
War On Christmas  | Easter Under Attack  | The War On The Fourth Of July  | War on Monkeys  | The Cola Wars  | War on The Free Market  | The War To Christmasize Israel  | War of The Internets Tubes  | War On Science
War On The Middle Class  | The War Against The Gayification of American Children  | War On Drugs  | War On Poverty

Oh No!
World War III Eternal Flame
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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