Baby Jesus
World Domination
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

This is how you do it baby!

Controlling all of America's Planet has been the desire of every dictator and commie since the beginning of time, 6,000 years ago.

Who Wants To Control The World?Edit

What Do They Want To Control?Edit

How To Control The WorldEdit

America should create a special drug that is highly addictive and we should then slowly insert it into every other country except our own. Then all other countries will be dependent on America for their drug supply. America could then control much of what other countries do by threatening to cut of the supply of drugs. This idea would of course be given by Republicans and for their good work they would dominate all branches of government.

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