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Liberal Denial of The Existence of God


"Word Salad" is a derogatory word created by factonistas to deny the existence of God.

There are special kinds of doctors, called psychiatrists, who specialize in a special field of "psychiatry" and their entire reason for living is to hurt The Baby Jesus by denying the existence of God. For this, they will be going to hell.

When God needs special things done, He will use His special communications tube to talk to His special people. When His special people need to reply, God created a language that people do not understand, but that only He understands. This language is called, "Speaking in Tongues".

However psychiatrists have instead dubbed it "word salad".

The choice of this phrase was to somehow disassociate it from all things God-ly, like meat. And also to make people think of weak, gay things like Arugula and baby carrots.


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