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A word czar is a person who makes sure everyone knows what words mean, but not as the wordonistas want you to believe, but how they really mean.
How your gut tells you they mean.
How they're defined in The Bible.
Current Word CzarEdit
Dr. Colbert informed America who our word czar is on the February 9, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report."
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Who Can Become A Word Czar?Edit
The only people who can become a successful Word Czar are the people who do the following:
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What Education Does A Word Czar Need?Edit
What Do Word Czars Do?Edit
How Are Word Czars Different From Propagandists?Edit
What Special Equipment Do Word Czars Need?Edit
Where Do Word Czars Work?Edit
How Much Money Do Word Czars Make?Edit