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Wonder Woman
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.

Baby Jesus
Wonder Woman
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Wonder Woman
The original, Real American, smokin' hot babe!

Wonder Woman is a superhero who wields a lasso of truth and has a very hot bod. Also who Robert Downey Jr. likes to dress up as then run through the streets of Los Angeles after doing large amounts of Meth. Then yelling to anyone who can hear him "I am Wonder Woman!"

Origin of Wonder WomanEdit


Sarah Palin is the new Neocon Republican version Wonder Woman.

The origins of Wonder Woman are quite simple. Cast adrift along with her Amazon sisters on a floating island by the God Zeus as punishment for escaping from his son Hercules, who had them bound in golden chains and manacles. Keeping up so far? While adrift, a lone fighter pilot from the US crash lands on the island and falls in love with the beautiful and immortal Diana, Princess of Queen Hippolyta, ruler of the Amazons. It is decided that the pilot must be returned to his own people and a series of Greek Olympic Games are held to determine the strongest among them. Forbidden to participate, Princess Diana disguises herself in order to prove her worthiness for the task and be united with her lover. Who the F**ck wrote this sh*t!?

Returned to the US the pilot resumes his duty, retires, runs for President and makes Diana his Vice presidential candidate after making her change her name to Sarah Palin. Later resigning as Governor of Alaska, when nobody knew she was even elected. No more magic golden lasso but a magic golden M-60 machine gun, no more invisible plane now she can fly like Superman. Sure the moonbat liberals don't like it, but they'll be thanking her once she helps stop the great bear uprising of 2012 and the Nazis bringing Hitler's brain back to life in a new body made out of dead body parts and be reborn as Franken Hitler and only the Neocon Republican Wonder Woman can defeat Frank Hitler and his Nazi Zombie army, and all she needs is her sidekick Bruce Campbell and his chainsaw arm and broomstickS-Mart special rifle. this be....another has arisen to claim the tiara! Who is this mystery woman?

All the world is waiting for you.....and the money you posses.

See alsoEdit


Wonder Woman's Granny
Bears an uncanny resemblence to Margaret Thatcher?

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Wonder Woman
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!

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