Wolf Blitzer
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Wolf Blitzer
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!


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Wolf BlitzerWendy Blitzstein is a fearmongering madman seen on CNN who tries to scare the hell out of Real Americans. He currently can be seen taking Americans to the Emergency Situation Room. There is no need for health care in Wolf's Emergency Room: all you need is a gut.

Much more sensitive to criticism than Tim Russert, Wolf recently tried not to look like such a tool when interviewing Vice President Dick Cheney. It didn't go over well, however. His questions about Cheney's lesbian unmarried daughter Mary and observations about Iraq were ignored by the VP, because Blitzer was out of line!

His father, Bear Blitzer, was a beat reporter for William Randolph Hearst's family of newspapers in the 1920's.


Won't let it grow, won't shave it off

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Jack Cafferty

The Awkward Social Situation Room

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