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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Witch is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

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I've found her and she is us

A Witch is a corrupted type of woman who has forsaken God, America, and Stephen Colbert in favor of deluded and evil ideas such as liberalism, feminism, communism, or bearology.

What Do They Look Like? Edit

Witches come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Here are some flavors you might have seen on television or on the internets.

What Should Be Done With Them? Edit


Mmmm... Do I smell chicken?

In the olden days, witches and women accused of being witches, were rounded up and either drowned or burned alive. But we live in more compassionate and reasonable times, so now they are just torn limb from limb by an undead liberal monster called The Media.

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