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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Winnie The Pooh-nejad is a terrorist.
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"Winnie The Pooh"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
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Winnie The Pooh
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Winnie The Pooh to the authorities.
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Winnie The Pooh has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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Winnie The Pooh
is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!
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Winnie The Pooh
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!
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If you don't stop making fun of
"Winnie The Pooh"
he's going to start cutting himself!
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Winnie The Pooh
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
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Winnie The Pooh
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1999
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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Winnie The Pooh
is all Girlieman.
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Winnie The Pooh
est trop Français
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Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.
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Winnie The Pooh
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.
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"Winnie The Pooh"
is for the kids!

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The Kingdom of Hell owns
Winnie The Pooh
and YOUR SOUL
just for visiting this internets tube!
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"Winnie The Pooh"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
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It's too late to pray for Winnie The Pooh!
Winnie The Pooh is doomed!
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Don't be too mean,
Winnie The Pooh
is a registered Pussy.
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A Terrorist in action.Torturing the needy bird.

Winnie the Pooh, or more commonly known as Pooh Bear is one of the Colbear's 10 Terrorist Bear Leaders.

  • CensoredWinnie

    Winnie with his schlong hanging out (censored) at Disneyland

Born in the dreaded Canadian province of Manitoba, Winnie The Pooh is one of the leading figures in pro-bear propaganda. He is known to wear nothing but a red t-shirt and walk about with his huge, bear schlong hanging out. It is disgusting! (see photo at left)

It is rumored that he is allied with a pig, who controls a small, elite faction of renegede terrorist pigs. Although, his name is unknown and no photo identification has been made.

It is known that Winnie the Pooh has a large "honey jar", which is obviously code for "large salted hydrogen bomb."

He is currently serving hard time in a zoo in Siberia, but has been predicted to be released by sleeper cells in the Bear uprising of 2012.

He did also fuck nearly every person in the "100 acre forest", which is a code-name for a stripping/gangbang club.

Life and CareerEdit

Winniegang

Winnie is an O.G. (Original Gangsta)

Though starting life in Manitoba, Winnie the Pooh moved to England to study under the famous British Socialists that you've probably never heard of, such as H. M. Hyndman and John Maclean. He majored in Dictatorship and Torture Psychology. After that, he moved to East Sussex and began a Stalin-like takeover of everything in the Hundred-Acre Wood. He is currently number three on Parade's "worst non-human dictators" only behind Elmo and Hillary Clinton.

ReligionEdit

Winnie the Pooh is also a known Satan worshipper. It is known from video evidence that Winnie the Pooh habitually worships Satan while looking into a mirror. This is, perhaps, due to the fact that Satan resides within Winnie the Pooh. This is especially due to the fact that Winnie the Pooh feels better as a result of offering dead mice and yaks blood to Satan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf976RupYGw

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Winnie The Pooh
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
MarilynManson
BabySatanTRANSbkg
Winnie The Pooh
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


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Busted! Winnie The Pooh has been smacked with an “Overuse of Templates” Template
Did a monkey put this page together?
Well, it’s time to get another monkey to move some templates,
or Winnie The Pooh will be Dead To Me!

See Also Edit


THE WIKIALITY.COM GUIDE TO BEARS
BEARsqu   Bears   BEARsqu
Ursa  | Winnie The Pooh  | Yogi Bear  | Colbear  | Smokey The Bear
Polar bears  | Pizzly  | Polar Grizzly  | Koala  | Panda Bear  | Bats
Vampbear  | BearSharks  | Bipolar Bear  | Care Bears  | Roller bear
Bear baiting  | Bear is driving  | Bearism  | Great Bear Incident  | The Left Wing Madness

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